When did you last masturbate?

Last night. Still got migraine after three days, 30+Β° heat and FND does not mix.

Read a comment about hotdogging in the forum and got turned on thinking about being Frankfurted in front of a full length mirror :hot_dog::hot_dog::hot_dog::sweat_droplets::water_pistol:

started off with my long vibrator with lots of lovely vibrations all over my body and discovered a new erogenous zone – belly button - yum!

Then went onto main event – G spot vibrator. My brain cells discovered a hack recently for a double penetrator c ring, it can be put onto any rabbit vibrator by sticking the main ring on the shaft and then twist the ball ring around the end to fix it behind the rabbit. So now it’s my favourite wiggling G spot vibrator with anal penetrator on it too.

It took a great deal of patience and target practice to get them both in the right place, but oh my it was worth it in the end!!

Clit –:white_check_mark:

β€˜Gina –:white_check_mark:

G spot –:white_check_mark:

Booty - :white_check_mark:

All I can say is if I’m going to die, I hope it will be in the middle of experiencing the big O from that, it was that good!! :high_voltage::high_voltage::high_voltage::collision::sparkler::smiling_cat_with_heart_eyes::smiling_cat_with_heart_eyes::smiling_cat_with_heart_eyes:

P.S. we have a few rescue cats, the one is outside at night and every time I turn a vibrator and am at it, all I can hear is him doing these moany croaky meows like a dodgy retro porno :joy_cat::joy_cat::joy_cat::black_cat:

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:joy_cat::joy_cat::joy_cat: the mental image!!

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Congratulations!! :clap::clap::clap: quick!! – empty house – Get that washing machine going while I get the vibrators charging :high_voltage::high_voltage::high_voltage:

X han

P.s I had a productive night also :wink:

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Never thought about that! Get them charged quick :joy: washing machine is already on and spinning :joy:don’t forget yours too :joy:

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Had a wank yesterday morning, and last evening set up the machine and enjoyed a good bum fuck.

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Just finished moments ago. My OH is off to do a silent retreat, I’m alone for the middle part of the day. So I brought out my Anerous prostate tool, and got to playing with it. Once I got relaxed and it was inside, I clenched and relaxed my pc muscles and got the sensations going. I played with my nipples and rocked myself to 3 nice orgasms within about 5 minutes, then finished by lubing my cock up and simultaneously rocking and stroking myself into oblivion !

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About an hour ago, we had been away in our campervan for the weekend and got back home to see the postman had left a few parcels
One of them being my New Self Lubricating Stroker from Lovehoney
We decided to have a shower together to try it out, wife doing more of the work on me making me :sweat_droplets:
She gave me a very pleasurable handjob (with the new toy anyway)
I then returned the favour a gave her oral on the bed after making her :sweat_droplets:

Very pleasurable end to our weekend

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