When did you last masturbate?

Oh yes. Usually at night just because it feels safer, but there’s been a few occasions during the day. All those times were out in the countryside. The forested hills around Bala are perfect as are many national parks. I think woods and the beach/dunes are our preferred as we find sound doesn’t carry so far.

You really do write the best descriptions Hannah :joy:

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Away for work at the minute, so just took care of myself… Wednesday afternoon and thats my 5th of the week

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I’m assuming and hoping your delivery arrived and some fun has been since then :blush::partying_face::winking_face_with_tongue:

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Ha ha, I was thinking the same earlier! Where’s the evri man!? Hope your goodies turned up!

X han

Just. Had my hot lingerie order arrive from love honey this morning and couldn’t wait to try it on! Squeezed into it, looked at the mirror and got turned on :fire::bikini:

Took it off, tried to distract myself with work and failed.

Locked the door, close the curtains and put the getup back on and pranced around in front of the mirror for a bit. Got the wand and click licker out, and got them busy to work!

Then to the main event, my dildo Franco and his ring was out and i was dreaming that I was bent over in front of my ex-boyfriend sucking his balls. His secret ex-wife walks in and seeing us, she is angrier than a mama bear that had had it’s cubs stolen, and grabbing a paddle, is smacking my rear end like she was born to do it and I am feeling every wallop of it.

He is getting off on the drama and then throws her off and sorts me out doggy style in my fantastic get up while she is angrily watching. I end up with possibly one of the best orgasms of my life leaving Franco with a very gunky head!! :fire::fire::fire::sweat_droplets::sweat_droplets::sweat_droplets::bomb::bomb::high_voltage::sparkler::sparkler::sparkler:

X han

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Just brilliant! :joy::joy::joy:

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That outfit was a bit of a treat, but oh my!! the cost per O is already paying off!! Still feeling the afterburn from it :fire::fire::fire::fire::bikini:

X han

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Last night after a long drive home I was feeling horny so I asked OH if she minded me having a play and she said no as long as I can watch so I started and within five mins she looked over and said fuck it I asked fuck what she said “your arse “ so I grabbed more lube and our glass toy and started to slowly slide it in she said yes just like that so I started sliding it in a little faster when she said “ no I want you to really fuck it “ started going faster when she reached over and grabbed my 8” black dildo and said when I said fuck it I meant with this she then took out the glass toy and replaced it with the dildo she then took over fucking me and said now wank for me and tell me when your going to cum she then let go of the dildo knelt beside my face and took her dildo and slid it into her pussy then when I was about to cum told her and she said hold it for a few seconds I have a treat for you started masturbating faster then squirted on my face that did it and I started cumming she then held her pussy open and pissed on my cock when I was done she lay back and simply said my turn and I knew she wanted a golden shower so I peed on her we then pulled off the bed sheets and had a shower

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Can you remember the last day you didn’t have a orgasm Hannah?!?! I’m the same. :smiling_face:

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5pm after work, in the shower, I was hoping mrs bustywife would join me, but she was still working. Disappointed!! but i was horny so i had a wank which was fun but not what i was hoping for

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Just now :blush::hot_face:

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This morning. Up and showered early to start work as my team is in Bulgaria and I am in the States. Heard wife get up around 6am and in the shower. She came down and greeted me, with a nice long wet kiss. I was instantly hard. She felt it and pulled my shorts down stroking me. She backed away and was looking at me like well. So I pulled my shorts and underwear completely off and started stroking sitting in my office chair. When I was feeling like I was ready she told me to stop, I was dripping so much pre cum. She told me to lick it up off me fingers. I started up again and she had me take my shirt off. I was sitting there naked edging for her licking my pre cum off my finger. I was getting so close and again she had me stop and hold it, cum was dripping out of me heavy. She had me scoop it up and rub on my nipples, came over and started licking my nipples while I stroked. It didn’t take like at this point and I shot my load all over her. Great way to start the morning.

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@iano32 @Hannahnim No, it hasn’t and not best pleased with Evri! :enraged_face:

I’ve chased via Love Honey’s AI chat and was hoping for a email response today but no luck. Feeling frustrated in many ways! :sweat_smile:

It’s a good job I have my first purchases to fall back on, the current heat wave only adds to my horniness! :hot_face:

Ha ha!! I did the one day, but what was it?! Sometime Last week possibly. Yeah, I’ve never laughed on the way to orgasm like I did today with that fantasy. The outfit made me look like a bondage victim, I needed someone at the exposed back end to be inflicting the pain and there was no one better in my imagination than her! She was a 5 foot terrier with blonde curly hair and we were both the innocent party in a love triangle but just like the terminator, there was no reasoning, no empathy… she was angry at me and she wanted to let rip!! :fire::fire::fire:

X han

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No way buddy!! That’s absolutely crazy frustrating indeed!! Evri can be a real nightmare, most of the times I find!

Really hope you get sorted soon and they are with you sooner rather than later…then let the fun commence :winking_face_with_tongue::blush::+1:t2:

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:crossed_fingers:I may be being impatient, but if it wasn’t the Evri app telling me it was being delivered last Friday, I probably wouldn’t be so frustrated!

Still, other ways and means until the order or hopefully a LH replacement finally arrives….

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Most definitely not being impatient buddy…I’d be exactly the same if they said it was to arrive on a certain day and didn’t!!

But yes, make do with what you have in the meantime for sure :+1:t2::blush::ok_hand:t2:

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Ohhh you poor thing I thought you had gone really quiet :tired_face:. And there’s me getting my order today and having all the fun… :star_struck::bikini::high_voltage: Sorry to rub it in!! Good job you have a backup supply of toys though.

Yeah, chase that up ASAP, I find with evri the service I get depends on the local courier man/Lady and whether they stick it or not. Luckily we have a steady guy at the moment who’s been doing it for about a year and he has got to know us as there’s so many parcels coming our way. It’s when they drop it and we get one covering, or none at all and they just throw it anywhere.

I don’t know how they can get it wrong if it’s going to a locker. Anyway chase that up keep trying X.

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Oh you’re not rubbing it in @Hannahnim From your posts I’m glad to see you’re enjoying yourself! :fire::fire:

Got a couple of toys, but not necessarily the time for a good session.

My morning shower however, may be taking a little longer for some reason…

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