On his tummy usually then we clean up with tissues
If it’s both of us involved it’s on her tits, if on my own then I lay tissues on my chest to catch it. This technique is called a ‘fisherman’s napkin!’
Fishermen napkin nice one never heard it called that before, funny made my day
It all depends where I am when I'm wanking. On my stomach and mop it up, if I'm at work then usually have to cum down the toilet bowl. Various other locations all depends
I'll usually finish on my chest and to really cut down on cleaning up time I tend to lay 4-5 sheets of toilet paper on my chest and finish on that. Nice and easy!
Into tissue or fleshlight. I never really understood the socks thing!
Just before I come I press the spot between my ball sack and my anus and this stops the come and sends it to my bladder. No mess and all the pleasure!
Four main ones for me!
1. Onto my tummy/chest and wipe up with tissue. Only really works in/on bed and like to be completely naked, or just wearing a pair of stockings.
2. For a real quicky, just drop the zip and crack it out as quick as possible into a handful of kitchen roll.
3. Sometimes get the urge in the shower. Keep my cock well soaped up, hold the foreskin back with left hand and go hell for leather with right.
4. The most fun is whilst wearing thin, silky panties. Cock pointing to left and gentle rubbing with one or two fingers. Can take an age (last night it was almost an hour) and needs vigorous rubbing to finish me off. The rule is that I don't take the panties off or take my cock out for a conventional wank. Just keep rubbing through the fabric. It's a slightly different sensation when I orgasm because I keep the rubbing going throughout orgasm, and also you don't have the visual stimulus of a cum squirt so not always 100% certain when the cum squirt starts and ends. Cleaning just requires a handful of tissue in the panties, but they do need a good rinse out immediately and a proper wash the next day.
When in my horny teens I just used to lie face down in bed on a night and dry hump. Again, they were always really nice orgasms and so satisfying. After cumming I just used to lie in the pool of cum and let it dry whilst I was asleep. I probably used to roll off it in the small hours and find a dry patch.
I usually wrap my cock in a pair of my wife's panties. Sometimes I'll wank in the shower.
MrL wrote:
Into tissue or fleshlight. I never really understood the socks thing!
i would not use a sock either but i do like a nice silky stocking with baby oil !!!
now there's a good idea for the next half hour
Sometimes you just don't want any mess and that being the case you can probably guess. If you can't, my own mouth
Those who mentioned a bodypart and didn't mention any tissues etc., what are you doing, just rubbing it into your skin or something? I am confused.
Myself, I normally do it onto my stomach if in bed, or into my hand otherwise. Then I clean up with a handkerchief and put it in the laundry.
The amount of tissues and condoms being wasted in this thread, someone should call Greenpeace or something.
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However, if my partner is asking, and I feel like a wind-up, possible answers include:
- wipe it on the curtains
- catch it in the toothbrush holder
- stir it into some leftovers in the fridge
- I thought that's what the flannels in the bathroom were for?
- rub it into the carpet
- down the side of the sofa
- straight out the front window
- in the general direction of the sink
Defam that's gross
Maybe I’m unusual in liking doing it standing or kneeling? I usually put down a couple paper towels, unless it’s an easily washable floor (or the ground outside, if the urge strikes somewhere remote). My OH likes watching it squirt and fall.
All over myself, my chest and stomach mainly,, but on occasion i love to spray all over my face and tongue
If I'm on my own, then on the floor (usually watching porn) .. kitchen roll to clean up. There are advantages to no carpet hehe
I usually wrap layers of tissue/kitchen roll around the head, to catch the cum. Sometimes if I cum hard it shoots right through the tissue, but once you start!! Can make a right mess
I'm too hairy to cum onto my stomach, I let it happen when my wife does it for me so as not to break the mood, but it's a bastard to wipe off afterwards. If I'm doing it myself (which is the most common route nowadays, thanks kids) I'll get some tissues or toilet roll ready to catch it in. If I can be bothered to get it out I've got one of LH's clear textured masturbators which is really nice and speeds things up to an embarrassing degree, depends if I'm likely to have the energy to clean it afterwards.
Davy Brown wrote:
Just before I come I press the spot between my ball sack and my anus and this stops the come and sends it to my bladder. No mess and all the pleasure!
does that realy work???
hasanyone else tried this??
could it cause any damage or harm???