Where do men cum when they wank?

In the shower usually.

Depends where I am doing it.... In the shower, I like to pull my foreskin back right at that moment and let it fly out across the shower or against the glass. Sometimes might scoop up a little from the glass at that point for a cheeky taste.... More often than not though, I just lay on my back and let it fly up in the air and onto my body and down my balls, then wipe it down with a tissue (or several) afterwards...

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Depends how horny I feel. If really horny and I know there is going to be a lot of cum, I cum into my hand and it goes straight into my mouth for swallowing. Other times just all over my stomach and chest. Then shower off.

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In my wife's used panties

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Anywhere I can get to taste it. Into a glass or something and pour it over my face and into my mouth.

Normally on myself or in a tissue. If I have more time then in a stroker.

I use to cum on my stomic when younger but now older i take a pill for BPH so now when it comes out it just rolls out onto my balls pand the mound area. Also not much volume when i first started the pill i had dry orgasim asked doc he said normal but it felt just as good though no mess

I use to cum on my stomic when younger but now older i take a pill for BPH so now when it comes out it just rolls out onto my balls pand the mound area. Also not much volume when i first started the pill i had dry orgasim asked doc he said normal but it felt just as good though no mess

Ok, I am clearly unusual in my habit.... if not doing it in the loo or the shower, I have a specific technique: at the point of ejaculation, I grip tighter especially on the spongy urethra tube on the underside of the penis, letting absolutely nothing through. I get the full effect of the orgasm and contractions. Then keeping my fingers well clamped on the urethra, I do a form of walk-of-shame to the loo and deposit in the loo. Any cum left is then wiped with toilet roll. Obvs this technique is easier with just your fly undone or no trousers, although I have shuffled with trousers round ankles, and nearly been caught a couple of times..... (other than my DW who knows my technique)!

In terms of any physical issues, none in more than 25 years of pleasure...

If I have a particularly strong orgasm it spurts onto my chest, but usually just over my belly.

Usually shoot in the air. Comes back down over hand and cock.
Best place is over wifes boobs.:hot_face:

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Same… except I use a towel about to go in the laundry for clean up. If feeling particularly frisky I will cum in a shot glass and drink it all up. Sometimes I also just cum in my undies and just leave it there. Kind of fun to feel dirty.

Normally have my eyes closed when I make myself cum, so never really sure where it lands!

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Tissues all the time unless proper on one i will over stomach or try aim for my mouth

In the shower - or standing and right into the bathroom sink for a quick wash down the drain.

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Yes to this one. I forgot how easy it was to do that.

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If I’m laying down on the bed , then I cum on my belly
If I’m having a wank in the bathroom it’s in the shower or in front of the toilet I aim to cum in the toilet but 9 times out of 10 shoot on the back of the toilet lid
If I’m sitting in the lounge then I generally cum on a tissue or baby wipe or if none to hand in my boxers
I have had a few posh wanks over the years

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Most times over my belly or if i arch my back and its been a couple or more days it goes all over my face and into my mouth.Other times it’s over my wifes dildo which i then lick clean.

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Usually a tissue, occasionally the OH’s worn panties.

If we are together then on the OH’s; pussy, tummy or tits, whilst she watches me wank.

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Well, I’ve heard of using a sock or a rag…

But my husband told me a very funny college story. One of the jobs he had at the time was working as a janitor at the college in the evenings. He had a Ukrainian coworker whose English was a bit limited, and this coworker was usually very quiet. One evening he and this coworker had to clean a backed up shower drain in one of the dorms… the normally quiet coworker blew up at the guys who lived there, exclaiming “The drain is clogged because you all MASTURBATE TOO MUCH!!!” :rofl:

So I guess the combination of bodily fluids and shed hair is enough to close off a shower drain pipe. And apparently the jizz location of choice for college guys is the shower. Who knew.

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