Depending on how elaborate the session is, could be as simple as a tissue, could be a sock or a condom….could even be a bit more ahem elaborate
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What about where we women squirt
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where do you squirt??? When I see a woman squirt it mostly goes everywhere…
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Agreed. Mostly it’s just the mattress that get wet just cuz but but I did have a scene where she had to squirt into a stainless salad bowl which was fun.
I do the same
I do that too. Love to cum in my hand and then lick it up.
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T shirt or similar that was needing washed
Last night my wife ordered me to bring myself off whilst lay down in the shower.I knew what she desired to see me do so i brought myself off while she watched.The come load was quite big and splattered my belly and chest.After a couple of minutes wait i was ready to pee so i also let this fly too.I peed up into the air and i made sure i drenched myself finishing up splashing my face as well as gulping quite a bit down.This always gets her extremely turned on.
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@Curiouscouple1990 I can relate to that. I love lying in the bath and pissing all over myself, some always ends up in my mouth
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Nothing wrong with that. It taste great. I would lay down where my dick was pointing at my face and jerk till I blasted all over my face. Wife has done few times too
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Where don’t I cum is an easier question…
Mostly on a tissue on my stomach. I have a hairy chest so is annoying to clean up (but sometimes you just want to make a mess amirite?!)
Sometimes in my hand so I can eat it up.
Sometimes on the floor (wood and laminate are easy to wipe up)
If I’m staying at someone else’s house I’ll usually use a condom, to be extra certain of no mess.
If I’m at a hotel I will bring a fair chunk of my toy box, and usually finish in my fleshlight (and eat it up!)
My wife will give me her old pants and bras when she’s going to throw them out as a special treat… she knows not to wash them… (ive not yet done my Dobby impression when she does this, but it’s crossed my mind a few times)
Not used the old sock solution since I moved out of my parents house… they got really gross down the side of the bed 
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My boyfriend also likes to rub himself through clothing and cum in his underwear when he wanks.
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Onto a chocolate chip muffin
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A while ago I made some content for a followers birthday. onto a cupcake, with a candle… very nearly got a nasty burn! 
It doused the flame though!
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Depends on a number of things. I have a bit of a foot fetish, so I like to cum on my girl’s feet, and half the time, I’ll lick them clean. If I don’t have access to her feet, I like to cum in her shoes. The rest of the time, I let my load fly wherever.
Now, if the question is what do I use to clean up, most of the time, I just let it dry on its own. The rest of the time, I’ll use a towel.
Either on my self on a condom
Depends if I’m standing I like to see how far I can shoot or lying down I come all over stomach and chest
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Solo, then always have tissues ready. If with partner then usually on her or me, she finds the sight of ejaculation a turn on so likes to see it shoot.
When I wank …I usually shoot cum all over my stomach and chest.
and clean it up with a tissue or towel.
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Yeah I prefer to wank on my knees so in tissue 