Workplace panic wank fantasy realised? Thoughts pls

very quiet in the office today not many staff in

Should I go into the ladies and have a panic wank?

I don't want to be sacked but is it worth it for the buzz?

Thoughts LH pls

Well its your job. Personally if i walked into the ladies loo ad saw a man wanking id be disgusted but i suppose thats part of the buzz?

i was once wanked off by female colleague on shop floor

Sorry, I don't think it's an appropriate thing to do. I would be majorly uncomfortable if I walked in on such a thing.

I really hope you won't do that.

just go in gents