World's biggest sex toy? Colon snake

A pervy friend sent me this, in disbelief that it's even physically possible:

http://www.mr-s-leather.com/D564.html

So the question has to be - has anyone actually got one of these toys or know anyone that has, and has anyone ever fully inserted it?

I'm willing to offer a cadburys finger of fudge to the first person to provide documentary evidence of such

omg that would like be up in your intestines.

There was a video linked a wee while back somewhere here, some chick taking I think it was 30-odd, but close enough.

I lie, it was 27, but still: http://www.shufuni.com/anal/FC6CCC55-DED7-4D71-9B13-5B5E92EA5A30.html

(was linked http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/orgasm-army/anal-sex-toys/1371-18-inches-plus/page-3/ )

Having undergone regular medical procedures with specially trained professionals the idea of anyone without such training and/ or experience and sterilising kit truly terrifies me. They sedate people for these things, which has meant I struggle to associate anal penetration and pleasure but aside from that the practicalities puzzle me, the potential to cause damage unintentionally, and the ready availability of such extreme 'toys' is unsettling. There will always be those who thouroughly research any activity that requires care of another person's body, and those that do not adequately seek information.

The very idea makes me cringe

as others have said it seems a bit dangerous to me.

i can just about manage a cock but there is no way i would want somehting as big as that inside me!

All i can say is....................oh my god..................eye watering!!!

lol my thoughts too Toxycat

frankiev27 wrote:

lol my thoughts too Toxycat

How anyone could...er ...get enjoyment out of that beggers belief.............lol.......surely it would hurt.............alot.....lol

i wouldnt no babe never had it up there yet ;-)

x

Aye, I think after a certain point, you're just showing off (and possibly putting yourself at risk in the process). Even if you can guarantee it as safe, I'm sure I'd find a way to cock it up, so I'll be steering clear of that kind of challenge. Hell, if trained professionals can make mistakes, what hope does some random pleb like me have? And spending the weekend in A&E with a punctured intestine and a bunch of doctors trying not to snigger is pretty low on my list. :)

bashful babe heyyyy baby not spoke to u in weeks keep missing ya how are ya sexy babe? xxx

No. Just... no. My boyfriend says my face has turned pale greyish green at the thought.

SS xx

There's some video links beneath it showing off it's use but I opted not to watch them as I don't particularly want to see another bloke being penetrated. It does look like one hell of a big toy though, I often wonder how people can manage toys that are a lot smaller than that but that thing is a complete monster. My other half finds my cock only just bareable with the initial pain and being warmed up before hand so I'm pretty sure she'd cry if I even suggested this to her.

frankiev27 wrote:

bashful babe heyyyy baby not spoke to u in weeks keep missing ya how are ya sexy babe? xxx

Oops, sorry, I'm terrible for just flitting in and out and missing half the posts made in between. Only just dipping in briefly now again. >_< Hope you're having fun! x

No. Enough said!

I just watched that video, it was insane! So much further inside than anything is supposed to go...

I got the 45" just because I use to have a different model. I can insert over half with no problem, and quickly. The other half you have to take your time one inch at a time and turn it slowly so it will make the bends.

A review on the site.

I try to be open minded about, well....everything...but the thought of working your way round "the bends" gives me the willies.

And not the good kind.

headsouth wrote:

Nexas wrote:

The video is only 27"...this thing is 45" :-\ Makes my stomach turn...

No, it wouldn't reach your stomach....

Could do if you fell on it really fast or someone shot it at your rectum... Unlikely but plausible no?

Nexas wrote:

WandA wrote:

headsouth wrote:

Nexas wrote:

The video is only 27"...this thing is 45" :-\ Makes my stomach turn...

No, it wouldn't reach your stomach....

Could do if you fell on it really fast or someone shot it at your rectum... Unlikely but plausible no?

*now feels a bit ill* LOL Thanks W!

We discuss these things in the name of scientific endeavour and human reason... Or something like that.