Worst condom/ lube flavour?

Hey was just wondering what people’s worst condom/ lube flavour would be? Mine would be a sour flavour like lemon. I can’t stand sour stuff! :face_vomiting:

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Worst tried so far: sorry Lovehoney, but it was Lovehoney’s own cookie dough flavoured lube. I’m a cookie (dough) monster, but that was all fifty shades of wrong.

Worst generally: is there really anything worse than artificial orange?

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Had these weird “burning desire” lube once that were his/hers.

tingling sensations and hot sensations
…we never tried those ever again.

We’ve also had some “tropical banana” condom flavours and those tasted gross and felt gross.

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@Lil_Strawb

If it was any lube even ones not on the market I would say Stilton

@Tenshadesandme That was one of my items in my homemade advent calendar to myself. Was it really that bad?

I’ll have to try it without the bias thought of “Me” says this is bad.

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Funny that you’re not a Stilton fan, Ten Shades isn’t either.

Unfortunately, yes, vanilla flavoured chemicals is just not my idea of a good time. I really wanted to like it because I love cookie dough but up to Durex Very Cherry, there’s just no comparison.

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Master Levi: Ghost chilli, “nothing good can come of that”.

I suppose he has a point :joy:

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Not sure the idea of flavoured condoms at all hits the spot with me as I sense they all could just taste artificial and at worst make me wanna bite and eat it if tastes too good :sweat_smile:

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See that could be the problem with the cherry stuff. If it’s too good and I’m blindfolded, how will I know cherry flavoured rock from cherry flavoured… :joy:

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Years ago we tried cola and it was horrible - love cherry :cherries:

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@Tenshadesandme would you care

@batjamboree it seems to be a favourite for nearly all who are sampled here.

Could Brussel Sprouts be worse than any others mentioned? Parsnips!!!

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Brussels sprout flavour? :thinking::joy:

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I migjt be tempted to nibble :joy:

Take the Christmas Market by storm.

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Never been a fan of chocolate

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Never liked the coffee one…

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Have not tried in modern times , however in late seventies through the eighties I have experienced a number of terrible lubes . Never a condom . Back then they had flavored duchies , the strawberry and cherry were not bad . Orange and chocolate tasted like I had licked a laboratory floor . Edible candy panties , flavor not great and one hell of a sticky mess , shower required right away .

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Those candies went up a little too far sometimes didnt they lol

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Let me know your favourite flavour quicky then lol

Exactly!!! Blindfolded too would just be like playing tally wackle fishing with a piranha :laughing:

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Quite a surprise as cola and cherry tend to be the better of superficial flavours you get for things that taste nice… maybe it was diet or zero sugar flavour cola :sweat_smile:

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