Ooooooo difficult one! Probably one fantastic session a year.
WYR have morning or evening sex?
Evening sex.
Would you rather give up oral or sex toys?
Sex toys, giving head is my biggest turn on!
Wyr be unable to ever orgasm again, or have 3ft long carrots for legs? :D
Carrots
Would you rather have a body which is top half male and bottom half female or the other way around? Why?
Female top and make bottom as tits look fantastic compared to a male torso and having a cock can be very convenient.
WYR only ever have anal or oral and why.
Giving or receiving? Giving anal but receiving oral.
Would you rather be in chastity or hold partners chastity key?
Being in chastity, it's the thought of not being able to respond or do anything while my OH teases and plays with me.
WYR be suspended up or tied to the bed?
Tied to bed.
Would you rather take a caning or give one?
Take one.
Would you rather have legs for arms or arms for legs?
Four arms for sure hahaha! Would be useful in the bedroom too :P
Would you rather chance across a family member's home movie on a porn site, or eat a live spider?
Live spider.
SQ lol x
Live spider.
Would you rather have a 15inch girthy penis or a 3incher?
Ooo that's tough!
Wouldn't want either, but 3 is closer to the 6 that I'm used to so that I guess. Wouldn't want something unusable. Can I alternate and have both one week on, one week off? lol
Same question!
I think I would have to go small but it would be fun to try a huge one out! I think it would be awkward unless I became a porn star.
Would you rather have pierced clit/cock or 5 facial piercings?
Prob the clit but I've no objections to facial piercing either 😋
WYR marry your best friend but have no sex life or marry someone you had amazing sex with but didn't like? (IIf you had to, obv neither are ideal)
Best friend, as long as we can still be cuddle, share a bed and be close 
Would you rather be able to speak to cats, or close your ears like a seal?
Speak to cats. Then they might appreciate the seriousness of my threats associated with using my veg patch as a litter tray!
Would you rather read minds or have everyone of the opposite sex attracted to you.
Everyone of the opposite sex attracted to me. And a good portion of the same sex too please.
Would you rather clean out every portaloo after a festival; once. OR, have a smelly tramp fart onto your dinner before you eat it every night for thhe rest of your life?
 ^ there's something seriously wrong with my imagination lol
Get it over and done with once only.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Deaf
Would you rather win a lifetime's free flights to anywhere in the world; or a lifetime's supply of toys from LH?