...your phone's history shows an aborted attempt to download grindr. 
or...
When you try to stand up and your legs go a bit wobbly ;)
...there are toys everywhere.
...you have to run to the bathroom before your housemates wake up to make sure you didn't leave anything in there.
...you wake up and see your room still full of toys and restraints!
When you wake up in the morning at after 7am and your children are still asleep and haven't woken you up a single time in the night
Haha! Agreed!The LH Fairy wrote:
When you wake up in the morning at after 7am and your children are still asleep and haven't woken you up a single time in the night
You're not awoken in the middle of it with horrendous nightmare.
You're not awoken in the middle of it with horrendous nightmare.
When you think about waking up from an amazing sexy dream and realize your actually awake and it's really happening to you 
...Your gran complains about the noise.
Wait, what?
When you jump in a late shower to clean yourself and/or toys after fun.
... there are a dozen toys needing washing!
...when the OH has to reach into the bedside drawers for her "reliever" inhaler!
When you go through a full night with out waking once
When you can't go to sleep becuase something made you happy and you can't stop thinking about it.
....you wake up feeling slightly sore & there's your favourite toys in bd/on floor & oh is lying next to you grinning ^_^
When one of you has to sleep on the side of the bed with the wet patch.
When youre still feeling the effects of the night before everytime you sit down, yum