... when I have to get out my tool box (my other one!) to construct a new storage space for them.
My wife and I now have a couple of sock drawers that don't contain many socks, and which a Bond villain would be proud of in terms of concealed capabilities.
When you spend most of the time cruising the internet for large scale storage systems and yet you still buy more toys...
- when you've exhausted all the secret nooks and crankies in your house
... when you've run out of space to store them in your house, so instead stash them in your car, handbag, office drawers...
When you can't walk a step in your bedroom without tripping over a bullet vibrator or jumbo anal beads.
When you own more sex toys than shoes.
when u need to empty out a cuboard just fro all the batteries and chargers