For a laugh, mainly for people with a penis but others may comment. When fully aroused and desperate for a wee … how you you manage?
I lean forward with head on the wall slightly squatting and just aim it in…
How do you manage
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I sit down.
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Great minds think alike sir 
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My husband when aroused has a split flow where urine comes out and just looks weird - I can see now why he always misses 
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I sort of stand with my feet apart, knees bent leaning over the toilet pressing my penis down towards the pan, never miss! I couldn’t sit down and pee with a hard-on, it would be up the wall!
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Not a penis owner but I just hope and pray that I don’t accidentally have one of the most bizarre orgasms of my life 
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Definitely
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Something I’ve never thought about before!!
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Homework 
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I loves some fun homework to do!!!
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Here’s to the homework 
Stay hydrated!
Also I hope you have an en-suite I’d hate for you to find things occupied and slipping into the realm of self enforced golden showers. Although you never know. We could start the topic of what’s new for 2025.
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@batjamboree as a guy I never realised how the pee came out in two jets when I’m peeing
After seeing a guy pee on video for me I realised
The pee exits at either side of the slit of the urethra opening
This is most pronounced I think when semi hard
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Same problem with a hose pipe
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My husband said that when he was younger he used to do a handstand over the toilet. I don’t believe him.
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Think hes telling a white lie …
Leaning forward head against the wall works for me if I’m starting to soften otherwise I’ll use a similar technique to @WillC. I position like I’m going to sit on the toilet but squat, lean forward and supporting my balance on the toilet seat use the other hand to push down on my shaft
adopt the superman pose with penis as far into the toilet bowl as possible, aimed at about 10 o clock as it doesnt shoot straight
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@Craig1234 its tricky if fully hard
But the feeling is great eh!
I tend to stand legs apart and push my bum in the air a little to change the angle
Grasp my dick with both hands
Angle it towards the toilet bowl pushing gently slowly downward to get the right angle
Control the flow with the one hand grasping my penis head
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If it’s first thing and I’m gonna shower, I just let it go in the shower.
If I have to pee in the toilet, I just hold my penis down and sort of rotate my hips.
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Alas no en-suite here! Just the one bathroom for the house poverty lifestyle! 
I do find sometimes when I wee my flow stream splits in 2 directions!!
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