Last year was a resounding success and some excellent songs were presented and hopefully sung at the right times.
So let’s take it up a notch on last year. No rehashed songs from years of old, we need something inspirational to be number one come Christmas Day.
I wish you all the merry best and have linked last year’s thread to help inspire and for recapping.
My first thought was “Cocking Around The Christmas Tree”
I’ll see myself out.
I look forward to the full lyrics.
Hey I didn’t say I was writing it, I write enough 
How about Jingle Balls!
Jingle balls, Jingle balls, they Jingle as they sway.
Oh what fun it is to ride on a dildo all Christmas day.
Jingle balls, Jingle balls, they Jingle as I play,
Oh what fun it is to hide a butt plug till boxing day.
Searching through my draws for my plugs, douche and back door spray,
Over the edge I go, screaming all the way,
Bells on my cock ring,
Making a impressive sight,
What fun it is to play and swing
With my jingle balls all night!
Excellent start to Top of the Kinkmas Charts.
Got it! How’s this for a start?
Cockin’ around, the Christmas tree,
Let the swingin’ party start.
Later we’ll have some hot cream pie,
And we’ll do some grunt n’ growling.
Keep it cuming @Tenshadesandme it’s started off strong
Total winner!! 
Finally had time to put pen to paper, or fingers to phone, as it were. Apologies to @MsSubExperimenter as I know she hates this song but maybe she’ll prefer the new lyrics .
Santa Baby
Santa baby, just slip a lubed up finger inside of me
Been an awful bad girl, Santa baby,
and please go down on me tonight.
Santa baby, a Womanizer Premium too, in blue
I’ll suck cock for you dear, Santa baby,
and please go down on me tonight.
Think of the fun I haven’t missed
Think of all the fellas that I Aussie kissed
Next year I could be just as bad…
If you’d check off my Christmas list.
Santa baby, stroke my g-spot, now really that’s not a lot
Been a devil all year, Santa baby,
so please go down on me tonight.
Santa honey, there’s one thing I really do need,
My bead - sucked to orgasmic bliss, Santa baby,
so please go down on me tonight.
Santa baby, you’re turning me on with your pert pecks and flex.
Let’s have sex just recline, Santa cutie,
and please go down on me tonight.
Cum empty your cock in me,
I’m already spent with gifts from Lovehoney;
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you can cum in me.
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, cock ring
Let’s keep you going, Santa baby,
so please go down on me tonight.
Please go down on me tonight.
Best version I’ve ever ‘heard’
I agree with you there @MsSubExperimenter
@Peitho you knocked it out the park. Lovehoney top of the charts so far
, could there be other contenders 