A Poem Of Pleasure

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Hi everyone!

A slightly different post here but I really just wanted to share my review of the Womanizer Premium Smart Silence and hope it can bring some joy and smiles to some of you in these quite stressful times.

I actually bought this toy quite a while ago, I hadn’t given it a review until now as I didn’t know how to give it the recognition and love I felt it needed from me. I really enjoyed writing this one yesterday and I hope you enjoy it too.

So, lay back my friends, hear my words hear me speak, of how the Womanizer fixed me and made me complete...

Really hope this makes someone smile! ❤️

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Ok, no idea why I can't share the link, but take a look at the Womanizer Premium Smart and you'll have to find it in the newest reviews ❤️

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https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=40150&reviewid=298213#customer_reviews

Hopefully that'll work. 👍🙂

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Impressive review, must of took you sometime writing that, maybe I’ll have a go when me and my Mrs buy something, it’s been a while

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Thankyou D&E, yes it took me about 2 hours on and off but hey, I’ve got nothing but time at the moment 😄 X

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I had always really struggled to reach orgasm, I thought I’d had them before but never knew what all the fuss was about so I was getting really down thinking I was broken. Then I kept thinking there must be more to this orgasm game. I bought the Womanizer and it happened for real, I exploded 😄🙈

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Beautiful poem ❤️ I will buy my wife one soon, thanks for your review 😊

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Thankyou so much, maybe I should give up the hairdressing and pursue a career in writing of some sort 😄 xxx

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And you've snagged yourself Review of the Month to boot. 🙂 Congratulations. 👍🎉🎈

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2020/05/11/review-of-the-month-april/

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Ian Chimp, I cant believe it! I'm so so happy. Spending spree time! Thankyou Lovehoney ❤️💰 xXx

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Well done Married Girl...make sure it's something fab...🤪

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Thanks CurvyJilly, I've had my eye on sooooo many things recently but I'm still so undecided. Maybe I could even start a new thread with people voting how I blow my winnings! 😄

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Excellent Married Girl, very creative review! 👍😀

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Well done MG :)

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Married Girl wrote:

Thanks CurvyJilly, I've had my eye on sooooo many things recently but I'm still so undecided. Maybe I could even start a new thread with people voting how I blow my winnings! 😄

Why not just use this one? Keep the story all together in one place. 🙂

I've got my eye on the Zumio and the Volta. Or maybe the Womanizer Duo. Or possibly the Lelo Ora 3. 🙂

Zumio https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=38825

Volta (also in black) https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=39644

Womanizer Duo (also on black too) https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=40898

Lelo Ora 3 (also in pink) https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=44198

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Married Girl, a great poem, a pleasure to read. I’m glad it makes you feel better.

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Thanks Alicia. 👍 The Volta and Zumio are top of the list at the minute. It's my birthday next month so I'm lining up a few things in anticipation of the 40% off birthday discount. 🙂

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Alicia4Ever wrote:

It's gone up it was 30%, now even more sad I didn't wait to get the Zumio. Usually when I wait stuff goes up.

It went up a little while back now. Maybe a couple of months or so? I've got my fingers crossed they don't take it away before I get a chance to use it. 🤞🙂

I don't suppose it's your birthday soon Married Girl? That'd be a nice prize money/birthday discount combo. 👍🙂

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Fantastic review, Married Girl! A pleasure to read. Happy spending!

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Well done Married Girl. 💋❤ Lovely poem. Lovely body. Lovely hair. 💋😘xx

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