Army, ;) Help me find....

The Perfect embarrassing gift for a co-worker of mine, We're buying each other a christmas pressi just for a laugh no rules no holes barred its too out do the other, The only catch is they have too open it infront of everyone else, Some come on guys Lets see your input and ideas

does this co worker know that you intend to embarras them. and what about codes of conduct in the work place? this could go terribly wrong 0_o

She knows entirely well what im like which makes me kind of worried what im going too end up with so i need to make sure i can out do her, And we don't really have a code of conduct its anything goes and my boss is already "oh dear'in" in disgust at some of our ideas.

The only way it could go wrong is if an area manager happeneds too pop in whilst we unwrap.

how much is the budget?

Should of stated that really shouldnt i ;-) , £50 budget

I wish you luck with it, although I think that any possible benefit is by far outweighed by the potential risks.

a £50 budget for a work gift? most our work gifts were for a tenner max!

Lubyanka : The benefits are just a laugh, In all fairness there isnt a risk as our entire work force is all young people all of which don't really care all that much.

Diamonds : Our work force are all very close friends, Well our main team is anyway. On the plus it makes it rather more exciting of options.

What i have managed too find out about the receiver of the gift, 22 Female , Bi-sexual , Enjoys pretty much everything. hmm....

£50 almost makes it better to buy a proper gift! What about a strap-on? Anything anal would generally be embarassing to most people. Bondage stuff might work as well. I'd be tempted to get something decent that may be funny but that she might actually thank you for!

There's the sleazy lingerie option too but I think that's more likely to backfire. Maybe a funny costume that she has to wear would work though.

As a HR bod I have to say I start covering my ears and singing la la la when I'm told of this kind of thing at work! Open them in the pub!

a friend of mine bought his mate a fist... http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=11303

to be honest - i can't think of anything more embarassing.

I'd be tempted to go for this - http://www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/ProductDetails.aspx?catalog=Unwrapped&product=OU2654

Fun value but also worthwhile!

I agree about the strap on!

JayGee wrote:

I'd be tempted to go for this - http://www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/ProductDetails.aspx?catalog=Unwrapped&product=OU2654

Fun value but also worthwhile!

Hey JG! Cheers for this link girl, I'll defo get my Tara something from here. She already sponsors two children through world vision and I know she'll be made up!

Thankyou.

SG69 x

LadiesMan : That is brilliant, Either getting that or an obscure looking strap on