Naughty Secret Santa

Hi everyone,

We've decided this year to do a "Naughty Secret Santa" at work. Limit is around the £10 mark -the only issue is the person I've drawn out of the hat is rather inexperienced sexually (she has given oral but that is about it) so I don't want to supply her with anything too daunting and is single (so no "couples" items) so I am totally at a loss at to what to get for her!!! Does anybody have any ideas??? For the majority of other colleagues I think I would have been ok and I rock at normal secret santa (super shopper!!) but I think sexual items are so individual due to preferences and turn ons it's really difficult....

Huge thanks in advance. x

Oh that's a toughie! If she's a complete novice you cant really go wrong with a non intimidating bullet vibe. If you are a bit apprehensive about that perhaps some flirty knickers? There's even some in the sales for as little as £1.50. You could make a wee bundle up.

A clitoral vibe? There's loads of great bullets for under £10 :) or some nice knickers? Everyone loves pretty underwear!

Hah rosy, great minds think alike! I posted at the same time ;)

Here are a few ideas I have thought off.

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=24785


http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34567

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33569

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31535

Hope this helps to give you some ideas.

Very spooky Jezebella 😂

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=36960

Delicious!

This bullet vibe is only £5, it's got 5 settings and takes a single AAA battery. If it's the same one they use in the bionic cock ring I can recommend it.

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=20753

That still leaves you with a fiver for some knickers :)

Hi Solofungirl, what about a bullet as their totally non-intimidating and a great starting point into the world of sex-toys 😄
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=10157O

Or you wanted to keep it more tame you could go for a few items in the 3 for £10 range like massage equipment, the restraints are very non-intimidating and perfect for beginnersif she's into it.

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33980

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31225

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33570

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2559

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31552

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28692

Great idea doing sexy secret santa at work, im sure itll be lots of fun 😙💗xx

what about love eggs?

I second the 3 for 10 non intimidating route. I think buying a virbrator is quite personal and you don't necessarily know how she would feel about it. Novelty and/or massage related gifts are less threatening. I think we're all so comfortable with the use of sex toys that we sometimes forget how scary it can be for someone inexperienced.

Hi

Id suggest looking at some of the games as some of them are definately aimed at the more vanilla end of the market.

We had so much fun reviewing these playing cards, most of the activities were fairly tame

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=35693

The other thing you could look for is either a massage candle or perhaps something edilble such as candy knickers or bra perhaps even chocolate body paint.

I think the 3 for £10 is perfect here. I'd opt for massage oil or candle in the scent you think suits her best, some novelty edibles (maybe the jelly willies?) and a blindfold, these can be doubled as a sleep mask, so aren't overly intimidating but still fit with theme :)

How about a novelty Christmas thong?

Alright, I know it goes over your budget, but from what I could understand, you're dealing with a beginner and some things might put her off so in case you don't want to go for the 3x10 route, I'd suggest this one http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=35401

I can't believe you get away with thus at work lol HR st my job would not approve.

If she doesn't have a partner then massage stuff seems off target. I think the candies are a good route and a good laugh.

how about some lubes? Or as others have suggested the massage candles or yes - even a novelty Thong!

It is really too bad LH stopped carrying the erotica books, that would have been a good choice too.

Vanessa8 beat me to it. Erotic fiction would be a good gift. Maybe this? http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28219

I remember when my (all married) friends bought (very single) me a "grow your own boyfriend" kit. They all thought it was hilarious, and although I was able to laugh it off, I did inwardly cringe. :(

Sum Sub wrote:

How about a novelty Christmas thong?

Like a 'Chris Eubank sings Frank Sinatra' CD...?