Have you ever looked at something just briefly and then been like, woah wtf...and thought it was something else?
I glanced at this:
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=29337
and just for a second I thought it was one of those extending dog leads with a plastic handle on it 
Pahaha yes it does rather look like one of those!
My husband was rinsing out a mayonnaise bottle the other day to put it in the recycling. As he poured out watered down mayonnaise he said "what does that remind you of?" I answered "runny cum".
apparently the correct answer was "milk"
in terms of sex toy though, i always think the long rubbery dog toys in the range look like dildos. If you google dog toy or sex toy theres a funny quiz that shows how similar things can be!
+1 JM88
There is a range of tough plastic dog sticks that are textured calles safe stix. For dogs who love sticks but always swallow sharp splinters... the honestly all look like anal beads and dildos. I had a right good chuckle in the pet shop and my hubby was mortified because he knew why I was laughing. Lol.
I once left a double ended PVC dildo on my breakfast bar to dry after washing it. Forgot to put it away before I went out and my mother popped in to let the dog out and said she'd had a lovely game with him and his new purple bendy toy !! My love!y dildo had teeth marks :( lol
I would cringe terri!
I once bought my dog one of these http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61YF%2BmyHQ%2BL._SL1417_.jpg
(if the link doesnt work its one of those stuffed toys that looks like a giant smiling mouth)
trouble is my dog is a chewer and shredder so he ripped the tongue off and started pulling stuffing out. My parents were round and he came running into the room with that in his mouth and somehow it looked like a giant vagina! Mortified. I had to show them the picture on the tag to show what it *should* look like!
Today whilst clothes shopping with my OH I had to double-take & question my own mind: bold & proud in one shop I saw "DP" & began to get excited, only to soon realise that Dorothy Perkins most definitely do NOT offer what I first imagined!
Guess I need some form of brain-cleaning to stop seeing sexual references in everything I look at, eh?
This one amuses me
http://www.studentbeans.com/mag/en/sex-relationships/penis-shadows-found-on-westminster-bridge
A little unusual proportions for an extendable lead, though, the button thingy would be a way too large.
Those shadows are quite amusing, though 