Last night I came home from work really stressed - a bad day and then my mum (82 and a bit..) threw a wobble. Usual stress bust is a nice bath, candles, incense and an enema but a hit on the Zity,bitz web site suggested I pop a frozen banana up my tush! So banana in the freezer; bath and enema and then pop! Wow!! . Relax with a glass of wine, do the e-mails and then a second enema to finish things off. I've just bought a pair of rubber high wasted pants from LoveHoney to prevent "accidents". Next time it will be definately more than one. I'll never look at green bananas in Sainsbury's in the same way again.
hmm frozen fruit seems a bit worrying to me. i'd rather have a nice cold glass dildo/ butt plug. its a bit less risky than having to present to accident and emergency with a fruit in the rectum.
mmm i agree with Sweetlove..not sure id fancy a frozen fruit up my vajoojoo............think ill stick to a nicely chilled glass dildo......but im glad u had fun!!
hmm frozen fruit seems a bit worrying to me. i'd rather have a nice cold glass dildo/ butt plug. its a bit less risky than having to present to accident and emergency with a fruit in the rectum.
Yes totally agree, i'd be worried it would get stuck, but then thinking about it would it just come out when you have a poo?
Must have been peeled surely, as then it would presumably defrost and come out similarly to having been eaten? Somehow the idea of a peeled one is more appealing than one with the skin on... (oops, no pun intended).
We have frozen bananas in our freezer but they're for making milkshakes for the kids!
Must have been peeled surely, as then it would presumably defrost and come out similarly to having been eaten? Somehow the idea of a peeled one is more appealing than one with the skin on... (oops, no pun intended).
We have frozen bananas in our freezer but they're for making milkshakes for the kids!
It appears so but it seems an 'odd' idea to shove a frozen squishy fruit up your tush...