... Maybe I look like somone famous and I dont know about it!
I've been drinking in these bars since I was sixteen, so they know me pretty well. I'm a good customer to them, they trust me, and I help them out with odd jobs from time to time.
Don't you mean you're bribing them becauase you've been going there since you were 16...
i had actually picked up on that but was discreet enough not to mention it WA lol unlike some :P
Tell it like it is... at least on the anonymous webiness!External Media
... Maybe I look like somone famous and I dont know about it!
I've been drinking in these bars since I was sixteen, so they know me pretty well. I'm a good customer to them, they trust me, and I help them out with odd jobs from time to time.
Don't you mean you're bribing them becauase you've been going there since you were 16...
i had actually picked up on that but was discreet enough not to mention it WA lol unlike some :P
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ahhhh see now ya have gone and deflated ya balls i was admiring ya balls and then they dropped like a lead balloon!!
ahhhh see now ya have gone and deflated ya balls i was admiring ya balls and then they dropped like a lead balloon!!
Jav, you should only admire balls that have dropped... Stops the fuzz from getting involved, speaking of fuzz, make sure thats there too! (If in real doubt ask for IDExternal Media)
ahhhh see now ya have gone and deflated ya balls i was admiring ya balls and then they dropped like a lead balloon!!
Jav, you should only admire balls that have dropped... Stops the fuzz from getting involved, speaking of fuzz, make sure thats there too! (If in real doubt ask for IDExternal Media)
ok i am not i repeat not getting into those jokes ..... they are dangerous territory !!!! if it bleeds.... no no stop not doing it !!!!
one that i was tempted to try once, not sur if it woud be good or bad, was to walk up to a girl and hand her a small hammer without saying a word and if she asked what it's for then reply,
"For breaking the ice" with a little smile.
Best: "Hi, my names paul, can i buy you a drink?"
or
"Hi i was just bying myself a drink would you like one?"
Worst: "My names Pinochio, sit on my face and i'll tell you lies"
I have been chatted up once only. The gentleman in question threw his arm around my shoulder and slurred "So, are you gay, or what?" (Answer - "Um, not today, thank you!")
This closely followed the worst (and only) straight turn-down I've ever got (and pretty much the first and last time I ever tried to "pull") when asked if she'd like to go for a drink sometime, she looked me up and down and said - "Realistically, no."
I have been chatted up once only. The gentleman in question threw his arm around my shoulder and slurred "So, are you gay, or what?" External Media (Answer - "Um, not today, thank you!")
This closely followed the worst (and only) straight turn-down I've ever got (and pretty much the first and last time I ever tried to "pull") when asked if she'd like to go for a drink sometime, she looked me up and down and said - "Realistically, no."
Ouch!
I've never tried or been chattered up myself I think.
I blame my refined taste in establishments and avoidance of drunk people.... *cough*
I think you should have responded "O, doesn't matter. I retract that offer you blind cunt."
one that i was tempted to try once, not sur if it woud be good or bad, was to walk up to a girl and hand her a small hammer without saying a word and if she asked what it's for then reply,
"For breaking the ice" with a little smile.
Variation - a friend used to go up to girls and say "fat penguin"....."sorry, I just wanted something to break the ice"
Here's some cheesy geek ones I've just made up now, most of these would probably get a well-earned slap in the face as a reply, so it's probably best not to use them for real, there just here for a laugh.
"Hi there, would you like to load your software onto my hardware?"
"Do you wish to install my driver?"
"Please wait... transferring files from floppy disk to hard disk"
"Do you want to feel the wrath of Khan?"
"Do you Han Solo?"
"I'm a Jedi in training, could you help me practice my light-sabre skills?"
"I wanna Klingon to you."
"Every action has an equal and opposite reaction... wanna try it out?"
"Witty chat-up line number 168 not found"
"Mind if I orbit Uranus"
"I am an android, the first of my kind... what is love?"
"Wanna see my Donkey Kong?"
"Do I have a Mass Effect on you?"
"According to the theory of general relativity, bodies uneffected by other forces will naturally gravitate towards one another... as you can see here."
