The best chat up line I find that works almost 100% of the time is this:
"Can I buy you a drink?"
I've had a whole long string of chat up lines including -
"Can I get you a taxi to take you to my bed?"
"Nice dress, would rather see it round your ankles though.."
"Excuse me.. could you give me my heart back please?" While clutching chest and looking in pain.
"Hi, are you the lass I shagged the other night? ... No? You'd better come with me then.."
"I thought I knew beauty in the blades of grass and the birds in the sky, but nothing's quite as beautiful when they are reflected in your eyes"
"Your eyes are brown, mine are blue. What colour eyes will our baby have?"
"My friend says he thinks your cute, but I think you are damn fuckin sexy!"
Ugh... Chat up lines never work for me.
The worst ever? Ummm..
"I've got a cock bigger than anyone elses! Holy shit it's gotten bigger!!!"
Bloody AA how many times did you get thrown out of the club for throwing up lol External Media
Um.... too many times. Lol! Nah, I dont get kicked out of clubs and pubs. I've managed to get the most disturbing ones kicked out though! On two occasions!
oooh remind not to get on the bad side of you in the club lol
Lol! Very smooth young man but alas the only chat up lines that work on me these days come from the fairer sex!
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Lol I rarely get chatted up actually...I'm too much of a tomboy for guys and I've been told I don't look "gay enough" for girls...luckily my other half managed to find something he liked!
Lol! Very smooth young man but alas the only chat up lines that work on me these days come from the fairer sex!
Is that what so many bad chat up lines do? Turn you?External Media
Lol I rarely get chatted up actually...I'm too much of a tomboy for guys and I've been told I don't look "gay enough" for girls...luckily my other half managed to find something he liked!
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Damn... I was on to a new revoltionary theory on human sexuality then...
Lol! Very smooth young man but alas the only chat up lines that work on me these days come from the fairer sex!
Is that what so many bad chat up lines do? Turn you?External Media
Lol I rarely get chatted up actually...I'm too much of a tomboy for guys and I've been told I don't look "gay enough" for girls...luckily my other half managed to find something he liked!
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Damn... I was on to a new revoltionary theory on human sexuality then...
I guess you could study the sexual converting powers of my OH instead...those experiments would be fun to watch!
... Maybe I look like somone famous and I dont know about it!
I've been drinking in these bars since I was sixteen, so they know me pretty well. I'm a good customer to them, they trust me, and I help them out with odd jobs from time to time.
... Maybe I look like somone famous and I dont know about it!
I've been drinking in these bars since I was sixteen, so they know me pretty well. I'm a good customer to them, they trust me, and I help them out with odd jobs from time to time.
Don't you mean you're bribing them becauase you've been going there since you were 16...
... Maybe I look like somone famous and I dont know about it!
I've been drinking in these bars since I was sixteen, so they know me pretty well. I'm a good customer to them, they trust me, and I help them out with odd jobs from time to time.
Don't you mean you're bribing them becauase you've been going there since you were 16...
i had actually picked up on that but was discreet enough not to mention it WA lol unlike some :P
