So July is my birthday month and so in the spirit of the occasion I have decided to do a big giveaway event to say thank you all for being so welcoming!
I have a variety of products sitting sadly on a shelf, unable to find their forever home after being opened for photography!
So this is where you come in! Each week I will ask a question and two of you who answer it will get a special treat in the mail!
This week I want to hear your best sex/sex toy/ Lovehoney Limerick!
I even had a little go at writing one for you!
eg.
There once was a girl from Lovehoney
Who thought she would write up a funny
But it was quite hard
Since she wasn't a bard
Turns out shes not very punny
A prize will be available for my personal favourite, but each account that comments will also be entered into the prize draw.
Label your post COMPETITION ENTRY. All conversation welcome, but only posts started COMPETITION ENTRY will be used as your limerick. All posts without COMPETITION ENTRY will be entered into the random prize draw (once for each account).
COMPETITION ENTRY! Once upon a time, I was a bit of a prude Considered all manners of sex incredibly crude Until the day I was introduced to a special toy That made me feel things I’d never felt with a boy Now as a lover all toys, check out all the goodies I reviewed!
I had to google what a limerick is (I learned something today!) but I'll give it a try. Feedback is welcome, but be kind to this noob! 
There once was this girl who one day had a dream that maybe she was gay She had sex with a girl Which made her toes curl So then she sent her man on his way
COMPETITION ENTRY On the website know as lovehoney I accidentally spent all my money My boyfriend was mad But I said don’t be sad I just bought us a new bunny
I met a nice girl Gilly Who loved to take my willie At first she thought toys where funny Until I bought her some from lovehoney She now owns more than most A great sex life we boast For years we gilly I carried Now 23 years later were still married
Competition entry We all love lovehoney, With a brown box surprise, Whats in it this time, Maybe a buzzing prize, I'm dressed up my new outfit, Oh I am the prize, What a kinky new outfit, His eyes are open wide, Oh but so much better when he is inside, The evening goes on, Toys by our side, Can't go to bed now, The morning has arised, Quick tidy up the kids would be very surprised!
COMPETITION ENTRY There was once a girl from Madrass That had a magnificent ass You probably think It was soft and pink But was gray, had ears and ate grass :)
COMPETITION ENTRY On days when I’m left all alone I can play with my toys ‘till I moan It’d be such a joy To win a new toy There’s so many I’d still love to own
COMPETITION ENTRY! Now I'm a girl who adores Love honey, I always end up being one very happy bunny, From vibes, dildos, whips and bondage gear, These are all fun things, that you will find here!