COMPETITION ENTRY There once was a girl from Hull A place that is rather dull Her boyfriend was kinky And showed her his wonky And now her mouth is quite full.
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There once was a shop called Lovehoney
That could always make you feel sunny
Sexual Happiness spreading
For fun under bedding
With toys that were value for money!
AYW
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I recently met a woman called Gill
We went for a stroll up the hill
I played with her tits
And fondled her bits
Oh God, I hope she was on the pill
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My brand new rabbit, oh how it spun
The orgasm hit me like a bullet from a gun
I came so fast
It was such a blast
To get to the point, I had a lot of fun
COMPETITION ENTRY There was a woman who bought a wand Of which She became very fond Here sheets were splattered Her body was shattered Because it made her shoot more then Bond.
Fingers crossed lol
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I knew a young woman with a sex habit,
Who wouldn’t stop using her toy rabbit,
When the batteries went flat,
she just rolled off her back,
and hopped about to still feel it.
COMPETITION ENTRY There was once a man, He was a bit of a fan, Before I told him where to go, He asked me about my dildo, So I showed him where to put it, And he loved every bit!
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There once was a man named Frank,
Who fancied a nice hard spank.
When his girlfriend got home,
He bent over and moaned
"Please hit my ass with that plank!"
Another one for fun. 🙂
There was an old lady called Mabel
Who liked to have sex on her table
But one day with a crash
She got covered in mash
If only she'd made sure it was stable!
And yet another one for fun. 🙂
There was a young lady from Gower
Who liked to have fun in the shower
Until she reached for the lube
But grabbed the wrong tube
And now her hand is glued to her flower!
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There was a young lady called Bunny
Who buys her sex toys from Lovehoney
She loves all their tips, has learnt so many tricks
She really gets value for money
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Oh, how I love you Lovehoney
Though I used to think your toys were quite funny
But one day for a laugh
I bought a dildo from Bath
And now love to give you my money!
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A young lady called Mrs Trine,
Married a guy mighty Fine,
He bought her a Bullet,
and now has to Pull it,
While she has an orgasm or Nine.
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There once was a box with a lock,
The contents might give you a shock,
Restraints with chains,
Bum beads and reins,
And a giant vibrating c***.
:-)
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If you’re feeling a little bit kinky,
Or need a new toy for your winkie,
Pay Lovehoney a visit,
Their toys are exquisite,
And their undies incredibly slinky.
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I am a middle aged man from Barking,
Making her indoors cum hard is my calling,
With either clamps or suckers on her nips,
And a mega thick 2 extender on my bits,
Love...LOVE...LOVEHONEY we scream every morning!
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Lovehoney have sold me a toy,
that vibrates and fills me with joy
It's really a thrill, though
my beautiful dildo
Is not as much fun as a boy
COMPETITION ENTRY There was a sex toy website That was starting to do all right But when they made a forum It became even more awesome And it's reaching newer heights
COMPETITION ENTRY. Met a girl and so I made a pass. Not wrong, not silly, just crass. She took it quite well. She's kinky as hell. Now it's me, with a plug up my ass.