I know this one has probably been bugging people, so the answer is Rick Astley. 🙂👍Ian Chimp wrote:
I'm never going to GIVE you UP
I'm never going to LET you DOWN
I'm never going to RUN around
Or DESERT you
Who am I?
I know. It was a tough one.
Rickrolled on a sextoy forum. I’m not sure whether this is a new high or a new low. ;)
FillMeUpButtercup wrote:
Rickrolled on a sextoy forum. I’m not sure whether this is a new high or a new low. ;)
I may be biased but I'm going to go with 'high'. 🙂
🎵Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you...🎵
competition entry
I come in different sizes and I can change size,
I can be stretched, pulled, cupped and caressed,
you can suck me, tickle me, tie me up or torture me
I can be hairy or smooth
both men and women can have me but men will never see a womans but she can show she has me
I am flesh coloured but sometimes blue
What am I??
Tent
Ian Chimp wrote:
Another one for fun. 🙂
Its first is in DILDO but not in VIBRATOR,
The second is in NOW, because why wait for LATER?
Find the next in DISCOVER as well as REVEAL
And the fourth is never in CROCS but always in HEELS
Its fifth is in CROTCHLESS as well as CHEMISE
And the sixth is in STOCKINGS, used mainly to TEASE
The next is in BONDAGE as well as RESTRAINTS
And the eigth is in LUBE, but I have no COMPLAINTS
Its last is in YES as well as in THANK YOU
And the whole is a thing I've happily given my bank to. 🙂
Ian Chimp wrote:
Looks like there's time for one more. 🙂
Firstly, the PRO40 has it, but the STARLET does not.
The second means LOVE if you've missed every SHOT.
The third is ALONE, but is never BORED.
The fourth is in FLOURISH (and nearly in FLOORED)
For the last you'll need it to make FUN out of SIXTY
Crack the code for a toy that's really quite nifty. 🙂
This has been going on forever. 🙂 Does anyone want the answers to these? Or has everybody got them/given up?Ian Chimp wrote:
I'm normally an arrogant arsehole with misogyny issues, but recently I've changed my ways and now provide plenty of pleasure as a sex object to those I once objectified. I still suck though. 🙂 What am I?
Ian Chimp wrote:
Ian Chimp wrote:
Another one for fun. 🙂
Its first is in DILDO but not in VIBRATOR,
The second is in NOW, because why wait for LATER?
Find the next in DISCOVER as well as REVEAL
And the fourth is never in CROCS but always in HEELS
Its fifth is in CROTCHLESS as well as CHEMISE
And the sixth is in STOCKINGS, used mainly to TEASE
The next is in BONDAGE as well as RESTRAINTS
And the eigth is in LUBE, but I have no COMPLAINTS
Its last is in YES as well as in THANK YOU
And the whole is a thing I've happily given my bank to. 🙂
- LOVEHONEY
Ian Chimp wrote:
Looks like there's time for one more. 🙂
Firstly, the PRO40 has it, but the STARLET does not.
The second means LOVE if you've missed every SHOT.
The third is ALONE, but is never BORED.
The fourth is in FLOURISH (and nearly in FLOORED)
For the last you'll need it to make FUN out of SIXTY
Crack the code for a toy that's really quite nifty. 🙂
- (no idea)
Ian Chimp wrote:
I'm normally an arrogant arsehole with misogyny issues, but recently I've changed my ways and now provide plenty of pleasure as a sex object to those I once objectified. I still suck though. 🙂 What am I?
- A realistic dildo replica of a really horrible man's dick?
@Smultron
One out of three isn't bad. 🙂 Do you want me to tell you the other two, or will that ruin it for you?
Ian Chimp: I got the LOVEHONEY answer to the first one - very done Smultron - I'm still working on the second.
Lots of folk have written some really clever riddles so I hope this hasn't been forgotten about and that they announce some winners soon.
Tha answer to mine is: a steel dildo (The Full Monty being a film way back about Sheffield steel workers doing a striptease to raise money):
I relax you externally
I excite you internally
I can see off any intruders
I am The Full Monty...
What am I?
MsR wrote:
Ian Chimp: I got the LOVEHONEY answer to the first one - very done Smultron - I'm still working on the second.
Lots of folk have written some really clever riddles so I hope this hasn't been forgotten about and that they announce some winners soon.
Tha answer to mine is: a steel dildo (The Full Monty being a film way back about Sheffield steel workers doing a striptease to raise money):
I relax you externally
I excite you internally
I can see off any intruders
I am The Full Monty...
What am I?
I did get yours (though of course I'd say that now I don't have to prove it... 🙂). Top marks for writing your own. 👏
I'm reluctant to give the answer now as you say you're still working on it. I do need people to tell me I'm clever and say how fantastic I am though, so I can't wait forever... 🙂
A tent
A penis
I think it's been long enough. 🙂 Here are the answers:
Ian Chimp wrote:
Looks like there's time for one more. 🙂
Firstly, the PRO40 has it, but the STARLET does not.
The second means LOVE if you've missed every SHOT.
The third is ALONE, but is never BORED.
The fourth is in FLOURISH (and nearly in FLOORED)
For the last you'll need it to make FUN out of SIXTY
Crack the code for a toy that's really quite nifty. 🙂
This one is a bit of bugger. 🙂 The clues lead to 40149, which is the product code for the black Womanizer Premium
🙂👍
Ian Chimp wrote:
I'm normally an arrogant arsehole with misogyny issues, but recently I've changed my ways and now provide plenty of pleasure as a sex object to those I once objectified. I still suck though. 🙂 What am I?
And this one is also a Womanizer. 🙂
Ian Chimp wrote:
I'm normally an arrogant arsehole with misogyny issues, but recently I've changed my ways and now provide plenty of pleasure as a sex object to those I once objectified. I still suck though. 🙂 What am I?
And this one is also a Womanizer. 🙂
Of course!
Oh - very clever. Obvious once you know but really hard to work out - as riddles should be.
This one should be a winner - when are they going to be announced?
COMPETITION ENTRY
If you have me then I've never been used, because once you've used me you can never get me back
What am I?
Competition Entry
What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, and works better when jerked?
i know I missed it but wanted to share ;)
Wondering when the winners will be announced 
Smultron wrote:
Wondering when the winners will be announced
I haven't forgotten I promise!
Lovehoney - Brenna wrote:
Smultron wrote:
Wondering when the winners will be announced
I haven't forgotten I promise!
Ahh, great! 
Hopefully the extended wait will mean the winner(s) will have more toys to choose from all the new products that have been added. 🙂👍
Its first is in ORGASM, and also in MAKER
The second is in PERFECT as well as ICEBREAKER
Its third is in SOLO, so no need for ASSISTANCE
And while the last isn't in LONG it does go the DISTANCE
🙂👍