Big Birthday COMPETITION- Week 4! Bigger and Better than EVER

Inside Lovehoney
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Another one for fun. 🙂

My first is in DILDO but not in VIBRATOR,

The second is in NOW, because why wait for LATER?

Find the next in DISCOVER as well as REVEAL

And the fourth is never in CROCS but always in HEELS

My fifth is in CROTCHLESS as well as CHEMISE

And the sixth is in STOCKINGS, used mainly to TEASE

The next is in BONDAGE as well as RESTRAINTS

And my eigth is in LUBE, but I have no COMPLAINTS

My last is in YES as well as in THANK YOU

And my whole is a thing I've happily given my bank to. 🙂

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Ian Chimp wrote:

Another one for fun. 🙂

Its first is in DILDO but not in VIBRATOR,

The second is in NOW, because why wait for LATER?

Find the next in DISCOVER as well as REVEAL

And the fourth is never in CROCS but always in HEELS

Its fifth is in CROTCHLESS as well as CHEMISE

And the sixth is in STOCKINGS, used mainly to TEASE

The next is in BONDAGE as well as RESTRAINTS

And the eigth is in LUBE, but I have no COMPLAINTS

Its last is in YES as well as in THANK YOU

And the whole is a thing I've happily given my bank to. 🙂

I've just tweaked it a tiny bit to get the last line to make more sense. 🙂👍
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Ian Chimp wrote:

Ian Chimp wrote:

Another one for fun. 🙂

Its first is in DILDO but not in VIBRATOR,

The second is in NOW, because why wait for LATER?

Find the next in DISCOVER as well as REVEAL

And the fourth is never in CROCS but always in HEELS

Its fifth is in CROTCHLESS as well as CHEMISE

And the sixth is in STOCKINGS, used mainly to TEASE

The next is in BONDAGE as well as RESTRAINTS

And the eigth is in LUBE, but I have no COMPLAINTS

Its last is in YES as well as in THANK YOU

And the whole is a thing I've happily given my bank to. 🙂

I've just tweaked it a tiny bit to get the last line to make more sense. 🙂👍

Haha, so smart!!!

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COMPETITION ENTRY - Turn up, turn down, and twirling around... push in, push out, loud enough to shout about... all wet, all warm, vibrations in one... two... three... it sure knows how to please me :)

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Found in the bath, but(t) not only in water; use me to stop the gap, but beware - if silicone is my body, removing a vital part will require you to explore the plumbing to retrieve me!

(P.s - an actual life lesson I have learned in this riddle, guys, a well learned life lesson. Sigh, but also, laugh heartily)

<3

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COMPETITION ENTRY Was told this today: "What has a head, a shaft, is shaped like a stick and is long and hard?"

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COMPETITION ENTRY: What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

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COMPETITION ENTRY: I am slim and tall, Many find me desirable and appealing. They touch me and I give a false good feeling. Once I shine in splendor, But only once and then no more. For many I am "to die for". What am I?

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Looks like there's time for one more. 🙂

Firstly, the PRO40 has it, but the STARLET does not.

The second means LOVE if you've missed every SHOT.

The third is ALONE, but never in BORED.

The fourth is in FLOURISH (and nearly in FLOORED)

For the last you'll need it to make FUN out of SIXTY

Crack the code for a toy that's really quite nifty. 🙂

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Competition Entry : What gets wetter as it dries?

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Compition entry: What is the beginning of eternity,the end of time and space,the beginning of every end and the end of every race?

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COMPETITION ENTRY:

What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?

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COMPETITION ENTRY I am silky smooth, tight and grip you firmly in all the right places. I turn you on and make you feel naughty whilst making him dribble at the sight of your erect nipples poking through me and send the senses into overdrive with the unmistakable smell of pure raw, hard sex. I'm strong and love joining in on an extra tight screwing. I look as wet as I make you both, love being stroked, licked and love a good spanking.... what am I?

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I'm never going to GIVE you UP

I'm never going to LET you DOWN

I'm never going to RUN around

Or DESERT you

Who am I?

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Ian Chimp wrote:

Looks like there's time for one more. 🙂

Firstly, the PRO40 has it, but the STARLET does not.

The second means LOVE if you've missed every SHOT.

The third is ALONE, but is never BORED.

The fourth is in FLOURISH (and nearly in FLOORED)

For the last you'll need it to make FUN out of SIXTY

Crack the code for a toy that's really quite nifty. 🙂

I've just tweaked that a smidge as it was bugging me. 👍🙂
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I'm loving all these! I promise I haven't forgotten about this, just have a lot of fun things for you all that I need to sort out first. Keep an eye out for them later ![wink|20x20](upload://h7LJ67OOrR57VDYrj5ZEwwHAfLG.gif "wink")

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COMPETITION ENTRY

What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?....

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Competition entry: When they’re willing but alone, I am that which they crave. I can happen out in the open, But prefer to be in a cave. I am optional but needed, Revered but heeded, And if they’re lucky, I arrive in a wave. I often signify the end, Though I might start something new, If I don’t end up in a hand, I create a combination between them and you. What am I?

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Competition entry: When they’re willing but alone, I am that which they crave. I can happen out in the open, But prefer to be in a cave. I am optional but needed, Revered but heeded, And if they’re lucky, I arrive in a wave. I often signify the end, Though I might start something new, If I don’t end up in a hand, I create a combination between them and you. What am I?

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Whoops double post.