Biggest turns on & offs? etc etc

I'm curious you guys. What are you're turns ons/off/fantasies?...

Turn off: B.O. Bad breath etc.

Turn on: Anything romantic (rose pettals, candles).

xxx

turn ons .. looks wise ? skinny dudes , beards , dark hair .. cheeky smile . cute tiny butt . affection ( lots of hand holding ) clean down under .. obvs !
oral fanatics !

turn offs , bad teeth , muscles , long nails , shaved legs , chavs/trendy blokes ( think grordie shore / towie types ) MEN WHO GIGGLE LIKE GIRLS !!! *shudder , babytalkers

ons: stockings, naughty secrets (eg sexts), ankles, tickling a certain area just above the pevic bone on the left side.

offs: smokers breath, farting & uncleanliness

All intresting. I also like tattoo's.

Lovehoney - Nicole wrote:

rubysoho wrote:

MEN WHO GIGGLE LIKE GIRLS !!! *shudder

Ha ha, you would hate my OH. He has the most girly high pitched laugh - but only when something's REALLY funny. It's so feminine and giggly that whenever he does it, I have to laugh because he sounds so ridiculous. It's the little things...

noooooo my first ever serious boyfriend laughed lik ethat , an i found it endearing at the time ( i was 16 so long lonnnnng ago ! ) maybe thats why i loathe it so much as he turned out to be SUCH AN ASS lol

Offs- spots, bimbos, orange tango tans, the smell of foundation (way too thick!), bad laughs!

Ons- tattoos, cheekiness, trainers (puma if poss!), naughty eyes, shyness, non-shyness and cute Lil brunettes!

MrTools wrote:

Offs- spots, bimbos, orange tango tans, the smell of foundation (way too thick!), bad laughs!

Ons- tattoos, cheekiness, trainers (puma if poss!), naughty eyes, shyness and cute Lil brunettes!

I HATE bimbos/fake girls too.. TURN OFF!!!!

Missmdb1992 wrote:

MrTools wrote:

Offs- spots, bimbos, orange tango tans, the smell of foundation (way too thick!), bad laughs!

Ons- tattoos, cheekiness, trainers (puma if poss!), naughty eyes, shyness and cute Lil brunettes!

I HATE bimbos/fake girls too.. TURN OFF!!!!

I hate fakeness- lips, boobs, tans, teeth, hair- give me real women anyday! Plus they are no good in bed- "don't mess my hair up, don't touch my nails etc etc" haha

MrTools wrote:

Missmdb1992 wrote:

MrTools wrote:

Offs- spots, bimbos, orange tango tans, the smell of foundation (way too thick!), bad laughs!

Ons- tattoos, cheekiness, trainers (puma if poss!), naughty eyes, shyness and cute Lil brunettes!

I HATE bimbos/fake girls too.. TURN OFF!!!!

I hate fakeness- lips, boobs, tans, teeth, hair- give me real women anyday! Plus they are no good in bed- "don't mess my hair up, don't touch my nails etc etc" haha

It's not cute or sexy... just sad hahaha xxx

And I forgot the pursed lips, tryin to look sexy self shots and drawn on black eyebrows- yuck!

MrTools wrote:

And I forgot the pursed lips, tryin to look sexy self shots and drawn on black eyebrows- yuck!

duckface troutpouuuuuts !!!!! hahahah what IS that about ??!

rubysoho wrote:

MrTools wrote:

And I forgot the pursed lips, tryin to look sexy self shots and drawn on black eyebrows- yuck!

duckface troutpouuuuuts !!!!! hahahah what IS that about ??!

Whatwver it's about, it does the opposite to what they are tryin to do! ;)

im sure its meant to be some sory of kiss / sad cute / look how good id be at blowies type thing ... THERE MUST be reason to it !!!

im gonna do a duckface avatar JUST for you :p

Haha noooo!! Cheeky winks are much better! ;)

Missmdb1992 wrote:

MrTools wrote:

Missmdb1992 wrote:

MrTools wrote:

Offs- spots, bimbos, orange tango tans, the smell of foundation (way too thick!), bad laughs!

Ons- tattoos, cheekiness, trainers (puma if poss!), naughty eyes, shyness and cute Lil brunettes!

I HATE bimbos/fake girls too.. TURN OFF!!!!

I hate fakeness- lips, boobs, tans, teeth, hair- give me real women anyday! Plus they are no good in bed- "don't mess my hair up, don't touch my nails etc etc" haha

It's not cute or sexy... just sad hahaha xxx

Sorry Miss Mdb I've killed the post! Sorry have a habit of talkin too much! Lol

Turn offs - Spitting in my mouth (seriously whaaat?!!), touching my feet, too much make up/fakery, slim guys.

Turn ons - Epic beards, People who dominate..Rugby or toned physiques (for all my sins), curvey all natural ladies, toned arms, mental stimulation!!, tattoos and body mods.

Blackcherry wrote:

Turn offs - Spitting in my mouth (seriously whaaat?!!), touching my feet, too much make up/fakery, slim guys.

Turn ons - Epic beards, People who dominate..Rugby or toned physiques (for all my sins), curvey all natural ladies, toned arms, mental stimulation!!, tattoos and body mods.

yes to the beards !!!!

rubysoho wrote:

im gonna do a duckface avatar JUST for you :p

that is very classy

MrTools wrote:

Haha noooo!! Cheeky winks are much better! ;)

tooo late :p