Blind Date

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I thought this could be a fun new game to play. 🙂 It's ripped right from the classic ITV show Blind Date, where one lucky contestant gets to quiz a pool of potential suitors from behind a screen and, based on their answers alone, picks one to go on a date with. Generally their answers were laced with innuendo and sexual references, for example something like:

I'm training to be vetinary nurse, (ooooh) If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

What a great question. I'd definitely have to be a rhinoceros, as I'm so big, hard, and horny. 😉

So I thought we could get a chain of them going. 👍🙂 Simply answer the one above, and then ask a new question, or if you want to let it ride pop Same Question (SQ). I'll kick us off:

If you could be a utensil what would you be and why?

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I would be a spork. It works good for spooning and you can still pierce something if you desired it.

What's your favorite dessert?

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Angel delight, because I may look like an angel but I'm a delight in bed

If you bought a new car, what would it be and why?

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I'd have to be a tray of fresh-out-the-oven homemade chocolate chip cookies, because I'm not only too hot to handle, but the thought of having me in your mouth will have you salivating with anticipation... 🙂

If you could be an item you find in the bathroom what would you be and why?

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Soap, because once you have had me all over your body you will be smiling all day.

If you could be a bird what type of bird and why.

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I`d be a Shag for obvious reasons!

What choclate bar would you be?

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I think I'd have to be a Bounty as no matter what I do, or how hard I try, I'm still frucking disgusting. 🙂

SQ

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I'd be a Fry's Orange Cream; infrequently seen and bitter. I love travel. If you were a country, which one would you be and why?

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Australia - I love to go DOWN under. Haaa. If you were an item of clothing what would you be and why?

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A Thong, so that I could be closer to CJ34F

I love wildlife, what type of animal/Mammal would you be and why?

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I think I'd want to be something sleek and expensive, but I know I'm really more like a cheapo bullet that eats through batteries and still can't get the job done. 🙂

If you could be an item from the shed what would you be and why?

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A tin of paint, because a few licks and you`ll be a new woman!

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I'd be a nail. I like to be sharp and to the point, and I do love a good banging. 🙂

I've got a very sweet tooth and need to get myself some sugar. What dessert would you be and why?

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Well, I’d love to pick a Tiramisu, but I suppose it’ll have to be Spotted Dick until I get all these warts frozen off. :slightly_smiling_face:

I’m a huge fan of old sitcoms. What character are you most like, and why?

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I’d be Phoebe from Friends. I’m odd, weird, a little crazy and love bad puns. I also suspect she’d be into really weird kinks - and so am I! :joy:

I sure love me a tasty drink (no matter if it contains alcohol or not). What drink would you be and why?

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Vodka, i’m cool and naughty, will give you a great night, but as i’m so pure, you’ll have no ill effects in the morning!

I like red cars because they’re racy looking. What colour car would you be and why?

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I’d have a police car paint job so the handcuffs are always nearby :wink:

I like getting a sweat on, if you were a piece of gym equipment what would you be?

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I’d be a Pommel Horse so you could ride me all day!

I like chocolate a little too much, what chocolate bar would you be and why?