* Ian Beale.....there is something about this man that makes shoving a cactus up my f*nny really appealing
* Boris Johnson....clumsy, ugly old oaf
* Pete Doherty.....I've had the pleasure (?) of drinking with this man, he is a disgusting, drunken/stoned, nasty little man
* Gladiator Wolf....come on. Not big, or clever
* Mr Burns from the Simpsons. If shagging a cartoon character was possible of course! :D
* If not, then Frank from Shamless.....euch. haha xx
Ash wrote:
Oh, simple answer...
Margaret Thatcher!
Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and all the way to infinity!
Like angelarwen, I can't stand Angelina wotsit either, but in her case a paper bag would come in useful...
Yeah but imagine the stories you could tell your mates if you got to stick one up Maggies dirt box. "This ladies not for turning"... Sorry luv, What? kop this! Doesn't seem as noble with hot man spozzle dripping off her chin!
angelarwen wrote:
5. Angelina Joile. Yes, I'm serious people. The woman drives me insane, and not in any good way.
No, Jolie...never... I'd lick her buttcrack after a hard night at the disco, she is Lurvely!
Oooo i dunno. I could easily give you a list of those i would.
Ok, my not on your nelly list is:
Jerremy Kyle, he would probably start yelling at me and calling me a lyer when i said it was good for me and demand a lie detector!
Gordon Brown
Quentin Tarrentino
(Oh this is hard!) Ben Miller, Hes just so fucking annoying!
James May.
Roxy1990 wrote:
Jerremy Kyle, he would probably start yelling at me and calling me a lyer when i said it was good for me and demand a lie detector!
*snorting out loud* :D
That's great!!!! :) xxx
deffo russel brand and probally the whole female cast of shameless ha ha
Lava_Twilight_x wrote:
* If not, then Frank from Shamless.....euch. haha xx
Yeah, you kind of get the impression he'd stink of lager and piss and you'd be able to fry bacon with his hair grease. Yuck.
Comedic value: fantastic
Shaggability: nil
angelarwen wrote:
Yeah, you kind of get the impression he'd stink of lager and piss and you'd be able to fry bacon with his hair grease. Yuck.
Comedic value: fantastic
Shaggability: nil
External Media That was EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!! x He is disgusting isn't he!! x
1: someone who works as a bin man or sewage disposal
2:anyone who works as or has worked as a clown
3:alan carr
4:old school pornstars with a moustache etc
5:someone whos fat i have a bit of a phobia
1. Angelina Jolie. I Have Never Liked Her
2. Jeremy Clarkson, Ew
3. Got To Agree With Frank From Shameless
4. Robbie Williams, He's Weird Now =/ Shame 'Cos I Used To Fancy Him Like Mad
I Can't Think Of A Fifth. Oooh. Elliot From Scrubs. As The Character I Mean. She's Pretty Hot Actually, But Very Annoying haha
redapple wrote:
redapple wrote:
Andserkiel wrote:
Fritzel the cellar incest pervert
Oh my .......... any of those kind of perverts top my list .................xx
top my NEVER NEVER NEVER list I mean ...................... arggggghhhhhh ..................xx
Red Apple!!! When I read ur first post I was like...oh my god! That's one hell of an admission! Glad you wrote your second post lol! x
Minnie the Minx
Keyhole Kate
Professor Sprout
Grendel
Ma Clampett
TB
Vanessa Feltz
Jo Brand
Germaine Greer
Loose Women - Haven't watched it but anyone appearing on a show with a name like that can't be too good!
In fact if i was drunk enough then any of the above might possibly be doable (apart from vanessa!), if only to give them something less inane to write about. God I hate feminists.
1. Chuck Norris
2. Jeff Goldblum
3. Ricky Gervais
4. Sean Connery
5. Gordon Brown
1) Maureen from Driving School
2) Amy Whinehouse
3) Lily Allen
4) Mo Molane
5) Any cunt off Big Brother!
1. Russel Brand
2. Amy Winehouse
3. Zak Dingle
4. General Dannet
5. Gorden Brown
1. Anyone with a beer-gut.
2. Clarkson.
3. Robson Green.
4. Rowen Atkinson.
5. Any politician, especially any Cabinet Minister, especially Peter Mandelson.
Maybe I should have just said Peter Mandelson.
Robbie Williams
Vin Diesal
The Rock
Peter Andre
Jim Carrey
and like so many before me I couold extend this list for a very very very long time
1. My ex wife
2. Hitler
3. Saddam
4. Marquis de sade
5. Caligula
In order of most evil
SG69 x
Good thread!
Do they have to be alive?
I'll do living ones I reckon
1. Alan Titchmarsh
2. Chris Evans
3. Vanessa Feltz
4. Anyone blood related
5. Ex hubby
oh loads more lol
