Just to be silly here - following on from LT's most excellent thread about your Top 5 Fantasy Fuckables and that fact that for me (and several other folks), this turned into a list of 100 people, here is my list of "not if you were the last person on Earth and I was gagging for it"...*
1) Any politician - all completely oleaginous
2) Brad Pitt
3) Ron Jeremy (is he still alive?)
4) Mel Gibson
5) Russell Crowe
*this list is not exhaustive and I reserve the right to add to it
1. Without a doubt the most irritating man in the world, Tony Robinson
2. Jeremy Paxman
3. Toyah bloody Wilcox
4. That fat darts player. Not because he's fat, but because he's just disgusting in general
5. Angelina Joile. Yes, I'm serious people. The woman drives me insane, and not in any good way.
Like JayGee, I have umpteens more that I could add at any given time.
Oh, simple answer...
Margaret Thatcher!
Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and all the way to infinity!
Like angelarwen, I can't stand Angelina wotsit either, but in her case a paper bag would come in useful...
Yeah Ash...so she couldn't do that irritating pout and eyebrow thing
ohhh let's see...
1. Brad Pitt - I just cannot see the attraction.
2. Leonardo Dicaprio - Ditto above.
3. Tom Cruise - Nasty little person.
4. Anne Widdicombe - :p
5. Peter Andre - Never ever!
mine would be
Tom Cruise - i refuse to watch any film or program he is in
Chris Evans - the ginger one
that raceing bloke with all the face hair and gold, was on celb Big Brother few years ago
ameon homes? cant spell it the bloke who used to be on GMTV and is now on this morning
both blokes in that old program bottom
i could add loads to this list! lol but im rubbish with names lol
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Agreeing on Tom Cruise - I'm the same he makesd me feel ill, horrid man.
Eamonn Holmes hun lol
Bottom would be Rik Mayall and Ade Edmonson on Bottom
Don't really do BB or CBB but Jeremy Metcalfe springs to mind?
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nope that cbb one is wrong i think his name is john something? :S his really disgusting does the raceing on 4 i think.
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hmmmm no idea when thought racing + BB thats the only one who came to mind. But as I siad I don't do BB. Sorry lol
see ur not a know it all cos u got it wrong! lol
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ah! You mean teh horses racing? lol John McCririck lol - i was thinking F1 racing
lol thats it! since when have 4 done the F1? LOL (actually talking bout F1 theres a man id like to add to my other list, lewis hamelton! yummy! :P)
that man is horrid!
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lol You didn't mention Channel 4 till after :p but yes he is vileness personified
Ooh and I am going to add - Jeremy Clarkson!
1 maggie T, ( eeww just eww)
2 david camreon
3 jimy carr
4 david tennant
5 russell brand
russell brand? oh i quite like him, dunno wot it is but theres just something about him :P lol
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diamonds wrote:
russell brand? oh i quite like him, dunno wot it is but theres just something about him :P lol
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yeah but he looks like a hairy monkey, and youd probably catch something
diamonds wrote:
russell brand? oh i quite like him, dunno wot it is but theres just something about him :P lol
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He's going on my never list! He looks like he smells of wee and BO.
lol u could always hose him down first! LOL
oohhhh right a never fuck list well ok
1) gary lineker (just, eewww)
2) david dickinson (pervy old orange man)
3) pete doherty
4) jack nicholson (scares the shit out of me)
5) the ginger one from girls aloud
Random i know but there u go!
PPB