''that's not quite the silver filling in the gap i had in mind doc''
''not that set of lips doc''
''any holes a goal love''
I'm high on anticipation,
The Posties at the door,
Delivering my LoveHoney goodies,
He leaves, I drop my knickers to the floor,
Out of the coffin comes a Zombie,
3 speeds'll make me scream,
"Help Me Doc! My knees are weak!"
What a thrilling Halloween...
XXX
*hump*
*bump*
Open wide and say "Drac-u-LAAAAA"
Ooo what lovely pillows you've got!
Betcha can't put this longer than usual fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing it?
Even if I have to tie you down love, you will watch me on Tv Burp!
Gracie was pleasantly surprised to find that when she was told to "get under the covers and start moaning and groaning", the Prof didn't mean she was to dress up as a ghost.
Morticia wasn't that good at understanding politics and took the PM's advice to bite the bullet a bit too literally.
I thought you were a doctor? You've got the wrong end!
(a poor attempt sorry)!
When the vampess said she wanted to be surprisingly woken by oral....she was surprised at least!
I know I said that I wanted you to give me a hard one, but this is a bit extreme
or
Wow I'll have some of what you're drinking if it makes you go that hard!
After the change from salary to commission, tooth fairy inc. attracted a whole new type of underworld employee
Death by Orgasm ?
Now she'll really go ''ahhh''
Looks like Harry Hill preparing her for a badger parade with rohypnol? ;)
"A good candidate for the human centipede i think" said The Professor : )
(If you are unsure of what i mean type human centipede into you tube and watch the trailer and prepared to be grossed out : ))
MrsP wrote:
I'm high on anticipation,
The Posties at the door,
Delivering my LoveHoney goodies,
He leaves, I drop my knickers to the floor,
Out of the coffin comes a Zombie,
3 speeds'll make me scream,
"Help Me Doc! My knees are weak!"
What a thrilling Halloween...
XXX
well done mrsp this is the best so far xx
The clock strikes 12 the witching hour has just begun he is lurking, waiting in the shadows ready to strike. She lays asleep so peaceful and innocent. Dr Lovehoney steps out of the shadows not making a sound and does what he has to do he is so quick and swift. The girl stirs. She sees a shadow dart across the room. She is terrified. She goes to scream .... BUZZ - Dr Lovehoneys greatest invention the human vibrator Wah ha ha ha!
jumping jack flash he's in your gash like a flash ..it's the monster mash