Ahahaha!!! I love ALL of these!!
You guys rock - keep 'em coming!!
Jess interview tape for applying to become lovehoney bondage expert has just been leaked.
"Leanne said I should take the reins while she does her theory test - now where did she put the reins?"
This wasn't quite what Jess's dentist had in mind when he had told her she needed to find a way to stop grinding her teeth!
"Silence... finally!"
"Jess, will you stop horsing around for five minutes? We've got a live show to do!"
Sammi was definately having second thoughts about bringing her new partner home to meet the parents
Sammi: "should I fess up where that's been? I love a flared base!"
Now to saddle you up and off we go
Me, kinky? Neigh!
"These hoop earrings, I am really not sure about the bit in the middle".
"Screw the neigh sayers, Im chomping at the bit for more!"
How to tame Wilde
I only wanted a burger
Jess to Sammi: who are you going to be for the cosplay party?
I'm going as Pebbles Flintstone if I can get this bone to stay in my hair.
Here we are today for the 7:30 LH Sweepstakes at Lansdown Hill. In lane number one we have race favourite Court Jesster coming in with odds of 6/9. Her trainer Sammi looks nervous ahead of the start. I'm sure she'll have stern competition today against fellow rivals 3-for-10, Gonzo, and Flirty Knick-Knack. Let's go down to the track now for the start of the race...
Does this make my mouth look big?
Jess: A great gag is all you need. Look how sexy it is
Sammi: humm, I'll stick to lingerie, thanks.
"Oh god she is off again... There is no shutting her up once she has the bit between her teeth"
Sammy: "Look Jess for the last time I'm not getting my bits out on camera ohh, I see!"