A 'bit' of teasing from Jess does not work for Sammi
1. Sammi wished she'd insisted on a second application of deodorant before Jess' Pony Express demonstration.
2. To cut back on postage costs, Lovehoney now offers free Jess Express shipping!
That's just a "bit" too much to swallow!
The first person to say "give the dog a bone" is toast.
Now that is one diet too far.
"ooting ooper goo on it ish not unny".
Sammi was a BIT unimpressed with Jess' attempt at being a BIT crazy.
Or
Dance routine synchronisation fail as Lovehoney enters Euro vision contest with oooh ah just a little bit cover version
Or
Sammi concentrates hard to name that tune (gag version)
If this poodle dont get the idea of how to hold a bone, i give up!
When my boyfriend said he had a gag for me, i thought he was gonna tell me a joke!
1) Dont think the pheromone sprays working jess.. take a wiff!..... .
2) Anything you can do i can do better. . . . 3) do my lips look good in this?"I've got the bit between my teeth & I'm ready for my armpit waxing"
Jess is demonstrating the new gadget to aid removal of a tight hair bobble. It does nothing for your hair, but it stifles the screams.
Jess is so proud of her ingenuity for the workplace sponsored silence.
Singer, singwritter, actress..... lady gag!
What do you think?
If you sore me walk into a room with this in me gob wouldn't you wanna just shag me stupid?
Ummmm.....No
But i even shaved look!!
Yea im good thanks
Never fancyed humping a horse!!!
(Sammi): When I said I was going to gag you if you started shouting at the TV again, that wasn't a threat it was a promise................................., that I kept to
Jess clearly misheard Sammi say "Oh put a....in it."
"You wanna smell my new deodorant Sammi?"
"Erm, no thanks Jess - it's made you gag"
These new gagging orders are a bit extreme
Sammi is auditioning Jess for a new Lovehoney feature movie "Eyes wide open... mouth gagged shut."