Given something that happened to me recently I thought I’d share a little story and see if anyone else has similar tales.
I have 3 particularly embarrassing incidents:
Me thinking I’m home alone and having a boy over only to get a message from my sister saying ‘sounds like you had fun’
Opening my camera roll in front of my mum to a picture of my pussy.
And 3. The recent incident of my mum (again) pulling up my blanket and a dildo falling off the bed, made worse by my mum saying ‘don’t worry I’ve known about the collection in your drawer for a few years now’
Only one for me, I got new lingerie and took some photos to show my husband while he was at work. Some decent nicely but scarcely wrapped arse shots etc
Forgot to move them to the hidden folder and pulled up my photos while at work to show a colleague a photo of an X-ray from the week before and an arse pic was the first thing that came up as it was the last thing I took.
The worst by far was the other week my mum tried walking into my room while I was kneeling with a toy up my bum and porn on the laptop
I still feel anxious just thinking how the hell I managed to about get away with her not seeing anything
Never been caught in the middle of anything but my mum has seen my vibrator, dildo and some more exotic underwear in my drawers. She was fine and laughed and said something along the lines of ‘I didn’t think you would be using those yet’. At least I don’t have to worry about keeping them well hidden anymore.
It sounds like you have a great relationship with your mum and she sounds very open minded. Bear in mind she was your age once upon a time and probably had toys/etc as well. May be introduce her to LH and watch for a spring in your Dads step in a few weeks. They must have had sex in order to produce you. @anon88260003
I remember when I was young about 16 I was on holiday at my uncles in Nottingham we were there for a week and I had met a girl from up the road her name was Cheryl and we were making out and stuff in a tent we had set up in the back garden and my uncle suddenly opened the tent and seen what we were up to and just said do t worry I won’t tell your dad
When I was younger I had a few porno’s, all on vhs back then. I’d been out this particular night and when I got home it was quite late and everyone else was in bed. I decided I’d put one on and have a little play with myself, being a little drunk I got into position on the bed completely starkers and pressed play. The movie I’d put on was quite long and comprised of a few different films. I’d fallen asleep with myself in my hand and when I awoke in the morning the video had been removed from the video player and placed on top of it! My mum had been in and seen me with my cock in my hand but obviously asleep so she’d turned it off and placed it on top of the machine. I knew she’d have been mortified and I was obviously really gutted she’d seen what she did. It was never ever spoken about or mentioned, I think that was actually worse! I’d sooner she’d said something so it was done with and I could just forget about it
She’s also seen me licking a girl out while she was bent over in front of me on my bed when I’d gone back to stay there for a while after a break up and I was in the downstairs back bedroom. We’d got back to mine both well oiled and forgotten to shut the curtains, my mum saw us when she went out to the garden in the morning! She did say something about that though, she said in front of the girl in question that this wasn’t a knocking shop and that kind of thing better not be repeated, especially on display for all to see
I have a friend who went somewhere like Home Depot. She was attempting to open her camera roll to show them whatever it was that she had photographed that had prompted her visit to the store. She was standing with the guy right next to her, scrolling thru the pix to find the one she wanted. Only she ran into a series of nude photos that her husband had recently taken of her. She tried to scroll as fast as she could, but apparently there were quite a few pix of her that kept sliding into focus as she tried to get past them. Same thing happened to her when she was trying to show a female friend of hers and me some photos of something on her big desktop screen. Ran into a series of her, topless and nude. She freaked out a bit and then realized I was also there too, standing behind her. She told me to turn around and not look. Sorry…too late, I’ve already seen them. That was funny.
But for personal experiences, I have been caught TWICE with TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN…BOTH TIMES BY THE POLICE IN A PUBLIC PARK…and BOTH TIMES NAKED. I have since suggested to women that making out with me in a car comes with a seriously elevated risk of being caught. Wink! There is just no way to be heavily making out/humping or whatever and to have enough time to appear fully dressed and to appear like “Oh, we’re just hanging out watching the stars, officer.” The fogged windows are a dead giveaway, too. They also prevent one from spotting the patrol car approaching in stealth with their lights off…then suddenly they pop the spotlight on, transforming the privacy of the night into instant daylight.
One other time, our 6 year old tried to enter our bedroom early one morning while we were in the middle of a hot and heavy playing session. He kept knocking (KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK) and asking, “Why is the door locked? What are you guys doing in there? Let me in! Hey! Can you guys hear me? What’s going on, you guys?” KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK! Meantime, the wife’s saying to me, “Will you hurry up?” Really? You know, men can’t climax on command and especially when “under fire,” so to speak. So yeah, that was fun…NOT. But definitely an occasion to remember when we got caught.
When my wife was in grad school she had to be away for 8 weeks of fieldwork with her cohort. She was about 6 hours away, by car, so we could only make it to reconnect every couple weeks, her coming home usually. By the first time I made the trip up to see her for a weekend we were ready to tear each others’ clothes off. The whole cohort (about 8 students) were staying in a rental house for the summer so I said my hellos, got our introductions, and then we politely escaped to the shared bedroom, my wife pushed me down on the bed, pulled my shorts off, fell to her knees, and right about the time my cock was fully in her both the door to the bedroom swung open and one of the other students popped in to grab something. To this day I don’t know if the door just didn’t lock or if wife forgot to get it, but that’s the most explicitly compromised we’ve ever been!
We’ve been otherwise interrupted plenty of times by our parents (usually under the covers, so just uncomfortable) or our own kids of course. And one time we were making out in the back of the car at a park after hours and were interrupted by police telling us to move along.
When we were younger, but still above 18 and still living at home, once the OH’s parents had gone to bed, we took every opportunity to have sex on the living room sofa.
Once whilst we were at it, her brother walked in on us, drunk from a night out on the town, she was sat on my lap, so it looked innocent, but it wasn’t, it was sinful, luckily he didn’t suspect anything.
Many years ago we went on holidays with another couple. We’d rented a villa. They went out for the day and we sunbathed on the private patio.
One thing led to another and we get naked with my wife giving me a blow job. Just as we’re getting to the good part and she’s doing her deep throat thing (although you’ll soon find out it wasn’t that deep!)
Suddenly the doors open, they’d returned much earlier than expected.
So it was embarrassing for a number of reasons:
1… we’re both naked
2… we’re having sex
3… I have a pretty small penis. Not much over 4 inches. And it’s on full display.
After the shock had settle down we all had a good laugh about it though.
I bet the Whitsundays were lovely.