i do apologise if this has been done before it is somthing that i have played a few times and thought it may or may not work on here
the first posts makes a wish
and the next post has to add an ironic and funny consequence to that wish and also make a wish of his/her own
EG;
i wish i was rich
granted but your account is frozen
i will start:
i wish i had all the sexy toys on this web site
granted but you don't have enough storage space for them all
I wish I was taller
granted but you have an ass like a horse
i wish i had huge arms
granted - but you have tiny hands
i wish i was athletic
granted your wish worked but only for 12 hours then you become smaller than a borrower
i wish on holiday
granted but it is a tour of Englands sewers
i wish i had a sports car
granted but you crash it around the first bend
wish i was a racing driver
granted but you never have sex again lol
wish i could speak chinese
granted but you then become mute
wish i had a new smart phone
bellatrix wrote:
granted but you then become mute
wish i had a new smart phone
granted but you go deaf
wish i could paint beautiful pictures
granted but their only beautiful to you
I wish every one I know was content and happy
granted but this also effects people you dislike
i wish i could win the lottery and buy a big mansion for my family to live in
granted but your ex joins your family for ever...
I wish i could take a year off work to travel
Zaquiel
14
granted but you can only travel by bicycle
I wish I could own my own home.
Granted but you will have to build it yourself.
I wish I could loose all my inhibitions.. for a day!!
Ninja
16
Granted but that day was yesterday.
I wish I had a new motorbike....
Granted but its only 50 cc!!
I wish I could live by a hot sunny beach
Granted but the waters would be shark infested.
I wish I could read peoples minds.
Granted but it wasnt in english
I wish i could stop time
And there was a game like this on the forum not too long ago i had a wee hunt for it and couldnt find it :S. i swear it was called the genie game.
But it would be in complete darkness - eerie huh?
I wish I could meet Colin Firth (i have a little thing for him)