Corrupt-a-wish

Granted but the wind has just attacked your hair making you look like a crazy woman ( wreckin my ablity to stop time grrr!!!)

I wish people would text me more often

Lmao .. thanks WeeSteve.... (i take it all back .. lol)

Granted, but your screen keeps disappearing every time you go to read a text.

I wish I could fly like a bird!!

Granted, but that bird is a penguin!!!! (hehehehehe)

I wish i could sing like i used to ( was pretty good back in the day, but well... puberty happened :P )

Granted but your voice breaks everytime you sing (sorry)

I wish I had bigger boobs!!

Granted but they arnt the same size as each other

I wish pandas would have babies as they are dieing out and it makes me saaaad :(

Also im away to bed, so no more replying, Sorry Dee xxx

I cant be mean on that one Wee Stever so .. Granted and they breed in millions, so that the pandas overtake human population!!

I wish we were immortal.

Granted, and a nice thought.

Wish I had a couple more inches. :-(

Sorry Dee, replied at the same time.

Granted Ninja but the inches are on your nose!!

I wish I could dance!!

Dee_licious333 wrote:

I cant be mean on that one Wee Stever so .. Granted and they breed in millions, so that the pandas overtake human population!!

I wish we were immortal.

Granted but Just till the end of time.

I wish I could get something to eat.

Dee_licious333 wrote:

Granted Ninja but the inches are on your nose!!

I wish I could dance!!

Granted, but the ball finishes at midnight.

I wish I could get something to eat.

Granted but its riddled with maggots.

I wish I had a better memory.

Granted, but it only last 24 hours.

Wish I had a bit more to spend on toys.

granted but you have to buy me one evertime as well

wished i was in t he sun

granted but you need to hoe the field

I wish I had more friends

Granted, but they are all imaginary.

I wish I could have had more sleep last night.

Granted, but mind the nightmares.

Wish I could get pegged.

Granted... But you'll have a nasty rash

Wish I could take all my family on a holiday in the sun

Granted but the holiday location is the Sahara Desert

I wish I could speak in many languages.

Granted, but the oly thing you know how to say is "no sex please I'm celebate"

I wish I could have the lynx effect just for one day.