Granted, but the only thing you know how to say is "no sex please I'm celebate"
I wish I could have the lynx effect just for one day.
Granted, but only pervy very old men are attracted to you!! ;-)
I wish I could Squirt.
Dee_licious333 wrote:
Granted, but only pervy very old men are attracted to you!! ;-)
I wish I could Squirt.
Oh I've only just learnt how to do this.
Granted.. but you can't stop
I wish me and my hubby could always manage to be horny at the same time.
Granted - but you get horny in public ;-)
I wish I could time travel.
Granted, but you can only travel one day forward or back.
Wish I didn't have to go to work right now. :-(
granted but you never work again
wish I could go home today
Granted but you have to travel by foot on any land and without shoes
I wish I had chef who could cook me the most delicious meals every day!
Granted: but you will always have to do all the washing up!
I wish..... It could be Christmas... Everydayyyyyyyy :-)
Granted. But it will never be summer
I wish I could play a musical instrument.
Done, but everyone that you touch falls apart.
I wish I could go on a trip across america with my OH
Granted but its on a bicycle made for two.
I wish I could have my own harem of bi-sexual ladies.
Granted but you can't get it up
I wish I had an endless supply of money
Granted, you now have an endless supply of money, but your bank account has been frozen and you will have to serve life in jail for suspected mass cyber crime.
I wish I had a wish that wouldn't be corrupeted =D
Granted
But you find you can no longer log into lovehoney.
I wish better hearing!!
Granted, but you lose your ears in an unfortunate sawing incident two hours later.
I wish I had an amazing memory!
Granted - but you have severe migranes because of it.
I wish all the lovehoney members would get together for a big party!!
Granted but you are not allowed to touch.
I wish i could have a life of testing all lh products for free
Granted: but if you have one single orgasm you have to give them all back!
I wish bondage wasn't seen by so many as taboo
Granted but instead they see kissing as taboo
I wish I didnt need sleep (could get so much more done)