Corrupt-a-wish

Granted but the hair is pubic hair.

I wish I could eat cakes and not get fat!

Granted but it's really cold.

I wish I had my own ironing fairy.

Granted but the fairy irons seams down the front of your jeans.

I wish I had chocolate right now.

Granted, but it tastes like soap!

I wish I was at the F1 Austin GP

Granted

But it will be postponed

Hampshire Hogg wrote:

Granted

But it will be postponed

Wish I had some drink in the house.

Granted, but you'll have THE worst hangover for it.

I wish I was fitter.

Granted: but to do all the extra training, you now take protein shakes and they make you have smelly farts every 5 minutes!

I wish protein shakes didn't make me fart

Granted, they make you burp when trying to talk!

I wish I had a pet pig.........

Granted, but it doesn't like the cold so it has to stay in your house!

I wish I didn't have to clean the kitchen floor now

granted but you have to scrub toilets instead

wish someone would cook for me

Granted, but someone has hacked into your bank account and the bank has now frozen your account.

I wish I knew how to post a reply quoting someone else's previous reply???

I can't see an option to 'Quote this post'

Where is it?

Mr Creative wrote:

I can't see an option to 'Quote this post'

Where is it?

Top right hand side, between report this post and reply to post. x

Sexyboots wrote:

Granted Click Quote this post....but somebody keeps beating you to it! lol

I wish I wasn't on my own right now!

Granted, but you're with the one person you want to avoid.

Wish I had a lush sexy bedroom.

Thanks, but for some reason I don't have it there!

Granted, but they are now so big that you have to tuck them into the top of your boots!

I wish My legs weren't so tired right now

Sexy boots,

What's the best way to contact LH customer service?

Thanks

I'm on an I-pad, but using the wifi, not mobile phone network
:-(

Where corrupt the wish gone?? lol