Granted, but your only allowed to watch her in a 3some.
I wish i could write a bestselling novel
granted but you forget to set up the publishing rights so you make no money from it
i wish i could pole dance like a prow
Below post is too good
granted but you are so good, people fall in love with you and you get stalkers!
I wish i could give my little boy the awesome life i didnt have xx
granted but he was more than happy with the life he had because he has a mummy who loves him
Again I wish I had sexy long legs
naughtywildfun90 wrote:
granted but you are so good, people fall in love with you and you get stalkers!
I wish i could give my little boy the awesome life i didnt have xx
love it lol
Miss teach&nurse wrote:
granted but he was more than happy with the life he had because he has a mummy who loves him
Again I wish I had sexy long legs
granted but you body is so small you look a little funny
wish i could get warm
Granted but you sweat profusely and have B.O
I wish I could play the piano like a professional
Granted but you play naked in the style of Monty Python.
I wish I could be the same size as I was when I was twenty.
Hahah HH
Granted but your skin is full of spots!!
I wish I had neat handwriting.
Granted but the dog keeps biting you!!
I wish my husband would stop acting like he is still a bachelor!!
Granted but they are womens clothes!!
I wish I could walk in high heels
Granted, but thats all you could ever wear.
I wish I still had hair.
Granted, but the only hairstyle you can have is pigtails!!
I wish I could lose my belly fat? lol
Granted, but it would finish on your thghs.
Wish I could get it up. 
Granted but it goes on your bum
I wish I had a six pack
granted but they're wellies.
I wish I had a huge garden with a hot tub.
Granted but you got no-one to share it with
I wish i was away somewhere hot
Granted but your bed room is so small it doesn't fit.
I wish I had a smaller bum.
Granted, but you can't get knickers to fit.
I wish it was summer