Corrupt-a-wish

Games
142

Granted, but you have lost al the keys to the door.

I wish I still had a Sub

143

Granted but it is an Astute class nuclear sub.

I wish I had a kinky woman to spend the afternoon with

144

Granted but she has breath like an ashtray and brown teeth.

I wish I had a free trip around the world.

145

Granted but it is non stop and you dont actually see anything.

I wish I could mind read certain people

146

Granted, but you can't turn it off.

I wish I could buy some toys I've been looking at.

147

Granted, but you can only have the ones you saw in the Early Learning Center window.

I wish someone would cook me dinner now

148

Granted but you're not allowed to eat it.

I wish I didn't have to be in charge of my own orgasms.

149

Granted, but your now in charge of your boss's instead!

I wish It would stop raining so the lanes can dry out before the morning

150

Granted but now there's road works because the rain stopped.

I wish to be used as a sex slave tonight by a hot woman wearing latex.

151

Granted, but they don't swing your way.

I wish for lots of cuddles.

152

Granted but their by a man in a gorilla suit

I wish I had come on LH chat earlier missded a special person

153

Granted but your keyboard stops working.

I wish I could have a lie in tomorrow rather than needing to get up early to go to the gym.

154

Granted, but you're locked in the gym overnight by accident.

@Welsh Lady You mean the cadbury drumming one, if so that's epic!

I wish that I will win the competition.

155

Granted but you accidentally entered the wrong competition and won a rubber duck.

I wish someone would come give me a spanking.

156

granted i'll be ther but you have to pay my fare

someone to spank my arse and use me

157

Granted, but your only use will be for washing the dishes.

I wish I could talk to animals.

158

granted but then humans cant understand you

i wish i could go some where warm for christmas

159

Granted but there are only hot drinks like tea, no cold drinks allowed

I wish I had a Twix bar right now! :D

160

Granteed but it's out of date

I wish I could go to bed.

161

Granted but its a bed of nails.

I wish the rest of this year could be over and done with.