Granted but the next year goes too fast.
I wish I could play the guitar.
you get to learn
but you have to play my pink sexophone
Do you have a wish to make to carry on the game?
LMD. Appears to have killed the game :-(
Never mind.
I wish that lmd hadn't killed the game.
granted , but you have to talk to him
I wish I was born 1000 years ago
Granted, but you are a woolly mammoth.
I wish to resurrect this game!
granted but no one else wants to play
i wish i was on holiday in the sun
Granted, but its the cleaners store of the 'Sun' newspaper.
I wish I had some cake to eat now
Granted but you have 1 second to eat it before it dissapears.
I wish I could click my fingers and all the housework would be done instantly.
granted but as soon as people come over it gets even messer and dose not look as tho you have done any at all
wish i could have another dog for christmas
Granted but it has no control over its bowel movements, poor thing :(
I wish my thighs were smaller
Granted..... but your biceps become massive...
I wish beds were silent.... totally.... when bouncing on them!
Granted, but everything you do on it also has to be silent.
I wish I could go on a training camp in Majorca
Granted, but it's a knitting training camp and you're forced to knit endless scarves all day long.
I wish my colleagues hadn't given me their nasty cold germs.
Granted but you will get a nasty cold every month instead from your commute to work
I wish I could eat chocolate without putting on weight! :)
Granted but it would be mushroom flavoured.
I wish I could live alone in my own flat.
Granted, but no one will ever call or visit you.
I wish turbo training wasn't so boring
Granted but suddenly your sexy lady has a Scottish accent instead (I love Scots so this isn't really a punishment lol)
I wish for a pocketful of money! :)
Granted but it's all in Japanese yen.
I wish I could get some sleep...!