I can pop a poll in if you fancy? It may get a bit lost in the middle of the stack, but I’m happy to. 
How hairy do you like your pubes?
- Mister Burns (bald)
- Homer Simpson (minimal)
- Ned Flanders (neat and tidy)
- Disco Stu (wild and proud)
- Marge Simpson (big and blue)
0 voters
And how hairy do you like a partner’s pubes?
- Mister Burns (bald)
- Homer Simpson (minimal)
- Ned Flanders (neat and tidy)
- Disco Stu (wild and proud)
- Marge Simpson (big and blue)
0 voters
Note: Turns out Mr Burns isn’t bald. 
I fluffed it up again.
(I feel I should also mention that everyone has a poll button, it’s not a special Chimp trick, just in case people didn’t know. )