I thought it would be fun to start a new topic where we can share our embarrassing confessions, but in a safe and supportive space where we are not judged, but can feel relief at having finally had the courage to share something quite awkward 
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I’ll start with one of my many embarrassing confessions, when I was learning how to give myself prostate orgasms using anal dildos I was trying all sorts of different positions to see what would work best, one time I had the doorbell ring when I was expecting a very important package that required signature for delivery (to my credit, it was not meant to deliver for another hour) but I was completely naked with my legs bent over my head, my feet flat against the wall behind me, my ass high up in the air soaked in lube and I was using my anal dildo as hard as I could to try to have a prostate orgasm, but failing badly!
As quickly as I could, I threw the dildo from out of my ass and onto the floor, flung on my clothes (still covered in lube) and quickly dashed to the door to sign for the delivery. The inside of my clothes were covered in so much lube that I had to immediately strip naked, throw all of my clothes into the washing machine and have a shower to rinse off, feeling (I must be honest) quite a bit of shame at my extreme, and badly timed, daytime activity! 
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Could have been worse, The delivery driver could have seen the dildo on the floor.
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Haha very true!! A randomly soaked dildo on the floor can only mean one thing haha!!
My mum once walked in on me when I was trying out a penis pump while laying on my bed and i quickly crunched my legs up to my chest to hide it and pretended I was doing exercises 
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After a long and sensual blowjob once hubby came hard and hit the back of my throat. I wasn’t ready for it, gagged and threw his load up all over his lap. Real smooth 
For Master, it would be the time we attempted some spontaneous anal sex and he mistakenly grabbed the alcohol gel instead of the lube. At least we.were both clean 
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My evening routine journey home from work meant i had to catch two buses and if i missed one had to wait for the next and have a twenty minute walk home after getting off the bus. Well this one time i was bursting to go to the wee and i got through the front door in to the kitchen and tried to get to the toilet but ended up wetting myself and it went all over the kitchen floor. Soaked my knickers and the skirt i was wearing. Had to get showered and changed. Thank goodness it was a tiled floor. Nobody knows. 
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Didnt it sting a bit? Or is that an understatement?
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Haha amazing! Did you manage to get away with it?? Or could you tell she knew ‘something’ was going on??
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Ahh oh no! Funnily enough your story has a similar ending to my story that I shared at the start of this topic, ending up having a shame-filled shower
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Fortunately it was a hot day so when my husband came home and saw that my hair was wet i just said i was hot and needed to cool down. I had already cleaned up the mess.
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An understatement and a half. I’m not a religious person but I was willing to pray to any deity willing to listen.
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That timed up very well in the end 
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Mine has to be the time my friends sister caught me red handed jacking off while setting on their couch. 
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Hahaha I have to ask, why were you doing that on their couch?!
At one time I shared a room with a work colleague. One weekend my GF visited and since my colleague had taken himself off to the local pub we ended up, well you know. Just as we were getting somewhere, he came back unexpectedly early. The room was dark and my GF and I were under the duvet, but we were so embarrassed. He was also embarrassed because he knew what was going on. He then started a rather nervous conversation with us which only added to the agony. It was awful.
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I like that he tried to get past the awkwardness by starting up a casual conversation!
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I did get away with it by some miracle!!
I was once browsing in a high street lingerie store and, without thinking and being in something of a daydream, I held a babydoll up to myself to see how it sized up.
Suddenly realised what I was doing and checked if anyone saw me. Only other person in the store was the sales assistant who went about as red as I probably did.
But then smiled and had a little giggle.
I left, quickly.
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@UKlovingcouple not sure as I don’t remember but was probably fantasizing about her as she was smoking hot and older than us.
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