What was your first sex toy?
It was a weird pressure pad massagertype thing. Advertised as a “personal massager”, except I found it most beneficial for massaging very personal places.
What was the last toy you bought?
Lovehoney Humdinger rechargeable clitoral vibrator.
What is your favourite sex position?
Cowgirl, especially on the sofa 
Where do you most like to be touched?
My breasts are super sensitive so I love them played with. They do not get enough love.
Do you like sex with the lights on or off?
Mood lighting all the way.
Do you watch porn?
Not really, I prefer mental stimulation.
What makes you feel sexy?
Black lace and a feminine perfume.
What makes you feel desired?
When guys talk to me like they’re not going to let me escape. Like they’re the predator and I’m their prey (as long as it’s consensual not creepy!).
What’s your favourite toy to use during sex?
A blindfold
What’s the strangest item you’ve ever used as a sex toy?
A bunch of short cable ties secured with a rubber band, as a coarse tickler - it kind of works! You’re welcome 
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?
It’s between a handjob on the river bank or a blowjob in the woods…
What’s your favourite type of foreplay?
Intentional wordsmithery and lots of eye contact.
Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?
Meh I’m boring in that regard. Very nearly once in the woods though…
What’s your favourite part of your body?
My.boobs, they may be small but they’re perky, sensitive and fun to play with 
Have you ever been caught having sex?
Oh my god yes! Although fortunately he didn’t realise. So backstory: I lived with my Nan as a secondary carer (Mum was primary, Nan hated men after Grandad passed) from ages 18-22. Nan had Alzheimer’s, so we had an extension built with a living area/kitchenette and bedroom for her to live in (it was cheaper than an annexe, or something) and we took occupancy of her house and cared for her. It was also decided that when Nan passed/went into residential care, I would occupy the extension.
So the time came for me to move into the extension, except that by the time I inherited it, it was less (sort of) self-contained flat and more kitchen extension with a side bedroom - the microwave oven was gone, the kirchen cupboards were filled with Mum’s stuff and the fridge/freezer too was for stuff that wasn’t mine. There was a dishwasher in the extension now too, even though my mother’s kitchen is more than big enough to hold such an appliance with ease. Keep that in mind, because it’s important here.
So my boyfriend (now hushand) and I are in the bedroom area snd he’s drilling into my womb like there’s no love between us, and my father walks into the living area to load the dishwasher and starts a conversation with me through the (fortunately closed) door! My boyfriend pulled out so fast, I thiught he was going to invert me. Fortunately Dad never did know about the time he almost caught his future son-in-law balls deep in his one and only daughter!
Have you ever watched someone having sex?
Nof deliberately, but I used to have neighbours who would get drunk/high snd have rowdy orgies in the communal garden late into the evening/morning, so yay for that. The police weren’t interested as it’s technically a “private” space and nobody wanted to record them to give our landlord proof.
The upside to a blowjob from her was that she didn’t have a tooth in her mouth…
Have you ever made a sex tape?
No but we have talked about it
Have you ever had an awkward or embarrassing sexual experience?
Apart from the time my husband confused alcohol gel for lube? Not really.
Oh, and the guy who went down on me like a cat at a saucer of milk. The reaction is always the same, but it’s funny 