Someone s few days ago made reference to anal sex toys have a large base to avoid visits a&e - this reminded me of a very embarrassing situation
I was 22 and dating my now husband but we had been dating 6 months and we were talking about anal as I found vaginal sex sometimes painful as he is very long
I had read in more magazine that it’s better to use toys on yourself to allow easier access.
We were in Tenby and in a seaside shop found £1 vibrators (lady finger- cream colour rigid plastic with a rotating base to both open up the battery compartment but also to turn the toy on or off) -very cheap but did work
I was lying on my bed and slipping it in and enjoying the buzz - and I had my knickers on and these slightly pushed the toy in - but not too deep
My boyfriend then came around and my mother let him in and I heard him coming upstairs so I stood up - but as I did the toy totally went inside me…
He came in and I said that I have the vibrator inside - I tried all ways to get it out but it was no good and it was buzzing away - my boyfriend tried and no good - I was bent all ways and he looking into my anus but it had closed over the toy
I wanted to get it out but could not tell my mother - after about an hour I was pleased that I was able to push it out and I was so delighted as I had fears I would be in a&e if it did not come out …
Your post certainly made me laugh. I am sure it would have been embarrassing if you had to go to A & E but I am sure they have heard most things and seen some sights as well. I’m glad it all worked out for you in the end @batjamboree .
Yes, thankfully not anally! Here is my review for the Jitterbug , not dissimilar to @Bearjamin experience except, in my case, it was entirely my own stupid fault!
…I played it down for the review, it was in overnight and only popped out after a morning poop!
A few years ago I bought my good lady a vibrating egg and literally after the first use(Which was great) she went to pull it out and the pull string broke. Needless to say panic set in and after about 2 hours we did finally manage to remove it. She swore never again with the eggs!
Not personally luckily, but I don’t think I’ll ever forget a (sadly former) forum member and her issues with the assberry . It put me right off ever trying something that shape!
Fortunately we’ve never been in that situation. But various friends who have been nurses/married to nurses working in A&E have said that people pitching up at A&E with hoover attachments stuck/lost inside is not that uncommon! As @steve19 said above, there probably isn’t anything you can think of that hospital staff haven’t had to deal with.
Wife and I were having sex, (missionary at this point, for those who want the full image!). At the end of a fairly extended session, I had a reasonable sized metal plug with a pretty wide flared base in. she was pushing on is as I thirsted. as I came, She added a bit of extra pressure, and my butt just gobbled the whole thing up, base and all.
Five-ten mins of panic (on my part, and laughter on hers), and we got it out.
If it helps to reassure you, in 20 years of anal play that’s the only time it’s happened to me. And it was after quite a lot of stretching earlier in the session.
OH lost a condom up my ass once. It took the best part of an hour to get it back out. Honestly at the time it was horrible now OH and I laughed at it now.
Never lost an object, but I literally lose TONS of sperm. I have no idea where it goes, but when he puts it in me it is rare to find it again. I swear I’ve felt my cervix just drink it up, although anal is a complete mystery.
