Why do tigers have stripes,
So they don’t get spotted.
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I’ve just received a rejection letter from the University if origami…I’m not sure what to make of it?
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Why does nobody play cards in the jungle?
There’s to many cheeters.
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This is actually a dirty dad joke… why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ATE 9
Wait a minute…you’ll get it
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Kerry Katona doesn’t actually own a cat.
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Have you seen the new movie “constipation?
No.
You won’t, it hasn’t come out yet!!
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My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That’s my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
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What’s grey and comes in buckets?
Elephants
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Last night, a naked man broke into our church and started running wild.
The police eventually caught him by the organ!!
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My infatuation of the Beatles got so bad that I felt compelled to buy every single record that they ever made.
My wife said that I needed Help…I said I’ve already got that one.
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