Don’t mix up your measurements ladies 
although most men do think 6" is more like 9
I certainly hope so! I love the look of the smaller fantasy dildos (I mean the big ones look amazing too but those will have to stay in the realms of fantasy for me for now!). They are so varied in shape and texture too.
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Yeah, the texture is definitely one of the big selling points for me too. Plus some of them are so pretty 
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I’m not sure, the textures look interesting, BUT the girth! They seem a bit scary… I mean 2 children have come out of there so 
But erm I’m not sure not my thing!
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@Mint-Monster . Some of the fantasy dildos you posted pictures of made me think of Pirates of the Caribbean, At worlds end… you could have these as ornaments and they might not be recognised for what they are immediately.
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Haha ooh I’ve come across these many time then 
One of my favourites I was almost tempted to buy was Thor’s hammer
I was also fascinated by an alien impregnating dildo what ejaculates eggs 
into the person haha!
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Maybe they’ll be more of a collectors thing to impress and talk about 
@Iwill - I know. They should be displayed in cabinets like trophies instead of stuffed away in the drawer of shame.
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I have been wanting to add some fantasy dildos to my collection for a while now started with a unicorn horn but so much choice out there shame none on lovehoney though.
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I know. The egg ones are really out there. I have no idea if that would even be pleasurable or more a kink/fantasy fulfillment thing
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Makes me wonder if the eggs get stuck up there as must get pushed in quite far. Be laying eggs for days lol
@AJSTAR - I’ve had a few eggs and loose jiggle ball things that got stuck up there for longer than I planned, put it that way 
I hope yo don’t mind @Mint-Monster but there seems to be a new feature on the forum where you can follow users. (Not in a stalking sense). I have set things to follow your posts.
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Yes, there will no doubt be specialist auctions where collectors will pay enormous sums of money for rare dildos - like with Star Wars items. However they’ll have to be boxed and in mint condition. 
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Oh god, know that feeling. Not the most fun thing ever
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What amazes me is how they seem to get thicker and thicker towards the base… cant imagine a real cock of that shape.
But as i said , hats off to you for meeting the challenge of these monsters… you just seem so petite in your lingerie photos.
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Hi would like to follow you have read many of your posts and found them interesting
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@Iwill - While I can’t take the full girth of some of them (like the shape you mentioned), I can certainly start from the head to see how far I get. They are good for girth training like that and can still be enjoyable evening without “swallowing them whole”.
Some of the pics don’t do them justice. I’ll have to take a photo of me holding them to show the size comparison of the bigger ones or something.
@AWB1955 - Thank you 
The new follow feature is pretty new to me, but be my guest.
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What are fantasy dildoes