Fantasy dildos. The next trend?

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Copied from above, there are some links here that will bring you to the photo thread. There are some gorgeous dildos!

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Oh dear Lord!! Last time I had something stuck up my bum I got hot sweats and panic thinking I was gonna become one of them embarrassed ER patients on tv :sweat_smile:

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But what if the auction gets one of them dildos said to have been used by someone famous like Prince William, would it be worth more than the mint boxed ones haha :joy:

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@Mint-Monster .Impressive no matter how much you can take.!!

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There are some fascinating toys out there now. Great opportunities for cosplay, roleplay etc etc. We haven’t got anything of that ilk yet, but definitely keeping an eye out

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@AJSTAR - It’s an awful feeling isn’t it? :scream: I bet ER get some funny excuses, though. I wonder how many times they’ve heard “I fell on it, I swear!”

Luckily, I think if something gets “lost” in my vagina it’s not actually lost since there’s nowhere for it to go except back the way it came? But things can get lodged further up your bum if you’re not careful? Scary!

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Hahaha tell me you’ve seen the tv show of bizarre ER?!!
My favourite was the guy who said he was drunk and tried to sit on the toilet but fell off and landed on the toilet brush instead :rofl:
The nurses were all giggling when they had to take him down to the x-ray department :sweat_smile:

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@AJSTAR I used to watch that years ago, but a few of the injuries nearly knocked me sick so I stopped :sweat_smile: Don’t recall that one, though. Haha!

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Was probably one of the last ones I saw and it was a right shock giggle as they wasn’t allowed to remove the toilet brush from his bum until they knew it was safe so he was left there ages being taken about the hospital for scans and X-rays to check things only to discover it was all ok to pull out :see_no_evil:

Some of the other stuff on there though was right gory from what I remember

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I posted a link to a conpany in the pander to me thread before who make custom toys, custom as in colour, patterns etc. Anyway, one of the creators has started his own stuff from.an etsy shop, so i cant link etc, but they are based around fantasy toys etc.
He is very creative but im afraid its not my thing so i wouldnt ourchase one to use, maybe to have as a laugh etc.

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Flip me @Mint-Monster they look, well a tad indimidating (and incredible)! But I suppose that’s part of the attraction right?

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Hi just looked at your pictures with the fantasy dildoes they look amazing but are they comfortable to use

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@James89 - Yes, they’re very showy :grin:

@AWB1955 - I have to go slow to start with them, but they are enjoyably filling and some have amazing heads. I can’t take a few fully, but what I can manage of them is more than comfortable :wink:

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Hi @Mint-Monster many thanks for your reply not sure if I could insert them as they look quite big

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@Mint-Monster they look ma-HOO-sive :eyes:

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@Mint-Monster I had never heard of that term , though I had seen several mild ones . I had to do a quick porn search for people utilizing them . I may have to invest a bit more time , but damn . Now you have me thinking about new toys for my ass . Biggest cock shaped dildo I ride is 9" and 6.5" , so I will make sure my eyes do not overestimate my back door .

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Yeah, definitely read the measurements, some of the larger sizes are truly massive :joy:

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@Green_Eyed_Girl, the new secret testers has one that may be up your alley!!

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Thanks for the nudge. Im taking a break from testing at the mo, but im sure someone else will have alot of fun with it :smile:

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There’s quite a few that have caught my eye. It’s fun to change things up a bit and break from the norm.

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