@WillC has hit it in the head.
Baby wipes, bog roll, prepare for all weather, prepare to have someone stand or kick your tent, maybe even fall onto it.
Tourch is a good idea. Take a box of wine, keep the bag inside it, empty it one way or another new pillow.
Sex, always used a condom, because hygine on both parties can slip.
Got a few stories on that for later
Download used to, take acase of your warm beer and swap it for cold beers, always a good way to get shot of the crap beers on the sunday.
Dont be dishearted if two or more of the bands/acts are on at the same time. Also dobt disregard the early ones on stages, first time i saw Jimmy Eat World was at 1pm on a friday and they were bloody brillaint.
Dont buy the cheap “eadable mushrooms” from the stalls, my mate went missing after eating a bag and we found him UNDER his tent the next day…funny but not really at the time
Wear a kilt, gaffer tape beers to the inside of your leg, bye bye hair but beer that isnt £5 a can security tend not to go up a guys kilt
No festivals for me as im just bot intrested anymore or can handle the 5day hangover
Sex stories…me and my ex went to T in the Park and we were later than all our friend, they pitched our tent for us, however TiTP done a thursday tv on for the early campers…our tent was infront of it, so everyone could see our silhouettes having sex that night.
A year later when i was single, we went back to our tents and i decided to go a drunken walk around the campsite, befreinded a group jamming at their fire and ended up sleeping with a girl in her tent…this was sat night, we’d been there since thursday afternoon and yes id showered but as said before, its not a great shower you get, and she had the same BO and openly admited AFTER she had sex with 4 gjys this weekend, i was the 5th…glad i wore a condom for many reasons.
Mate done the same at another festival, lost his virginity, came back to the tent with a massive cheeser lol
Check the lay out of the ground aswell, gravity and water etc, make sure your tent or car isnt in a bog or can become a bog if…when it rains
Think thats about it