turn up at my OH house in nothing but my underwear and a coat
and then
...with dimmed lights and smooth tunes, we...
Head to the bedroom
i have no idea
what my OH has in store for me but I hope...
Its a sexy suprise
If i could have one thing it would be
An arsenal season ticket
what i really want from life
...Is to own Arsenal FC, but sadly...
I can't afford to
Tonight i would really like a
f*ck from my sexy oh
I want to stip off my clothes and
Slip in to an arsenal away jersey circa 1992.
Those were the days, I remember
when rock was young.
me and Susie had...
A £100 voucher for lovehoney.
Neither of us could decide
what to buy.
in the end
They chose Lovehoneys biggest dildo
The only problem was
it was out of stock.
so they
Had more fun with his cock
But maybe the could rent a goat
To milk it and make cheese
And sell it
to buy a larger dildo
by why would they if it.....
was delicious and tasty
Today i wont
Sell the milk
I'll soak myself with...