Just been putting together a list of suggested 'actions' the OH could do to me later. Decided to make it fun by only using single syllable verbs followed by "me" (because it reads better in a list, it'll make sense in a mo...)
I've done my list, but knowing some of the imaginations (depraved and otherwise) that lurk on here I though it would be fun to see what you come up with... I'll start you off: