How to give women squirting orgasms

I have tried to post this in answer to a query in another thread but without success (newby) so here goes :-

Any man who wishes to help his lady to achleve the indescribeable heights of pleasure that squirting, and therefore whole body orgasm, can bring, or indeed any woman who wants to discover how to achieve this with their partner can find the answer in the following place.

Go to the adult website called 'red tube' and type " how to give a woman squirting orgasms" into the search engine on the home page. This should bring up a 7min clip of a 30 min video (that i have unfortunately forgotten how to find.) that shows us men what we need to do to stimulate a womans gspot to ejeculation in seconds, and i do mean SECONDS!! watch and believe as i did some 6 months ago , I am forever in the debt of this anonymous fellow.

Other things that you might find useful are the 'n-joy wand' for g spot stimulation and awakening, and upon success :-) a 'liberator throw' to save your bed/couch/best carpet from a drenching.

Good luck to all who seek this elusive but mindblowing (for both parties) experience. Its worth the time and effort, believe me.

good luck and happy squirting!

your friendly neighbourhood Nudger

ps: hope its ok to link or suggest other sites on here but that vid is worth a million words.

correction' . . . . . . type in "how to give women squirting orgasms" not "a woman"

nudger

Hi nudger and welcome to the forums. But to paraphrase Monty Python's Meaning Of Life, how about coming on with your first couple of post and introducing yourself, saying "hi" and settling in a bit, before launching in with your sex tips?

Sorry to sound like a moany old cow here but we have a few noobs who tend to do that, as if we are just sex maniacs and not real people on the forums.

But welcome all the same and settle in.

I'm kind of seconding JayGee.

Generally speaking on LH, people ask for advice, then people respond, rather than generally giving out advice.

Anyways, welcome to the forums :)

Hope to see you around

Hey, welcome to the boards - newbie here too! Have to say, that video... Do not think it is remotely realistic - in my experience it is nothing like that. She must have drunk a LOT of water.

Nexas wrote

All women are going to be different so one thing might not work for them all!

Agreed!

Sorry for spoiling the illusion OP - but squirting orgasms aren't the be all and end all of orgasms, for me at any rate, certainly not a whole body experience, more of a, ooh that was nice, very short fluttery type sensation that can happen 3 or 4 times in a session and leave me longing for a clitoral orgasm, for a proper finish.

That video looks so fake, she probably drank two pints of water beforehand and just let rip!

Some ladies may have screaming orgasms when they squirt - just not me - give me an old fashioned clitoral / u-spot orgasm every time.

Hi Nudger and Katrina09!

Yep, Squirting's okay for some and not much for others.

And some ladies never will and some will always. . .like most things!

SG69 x

I'm the same as Lady Lara, its just momentary, and alot of the time, i dont even notice im doing it, lol.

And yeah, the vid does look very fake and unrealistic.

Watched the vid. . .oh dear

SG69 x

I agree. I feel uncomfortable about trusting advice from people unknown to me. So I think that posting first, getting to know people, and letting us get to know you will help us to feel more comfortable with you and any advice you wish to share.

And if you feel uncomfortable about trusting my welcome to the forums after that, I do assure you that I am extending my perfectly sincere welcome to you. :)

Well well I have upset all the regulars haven’t I? It seems I have implied that you are not real people but sex maniacs, I have been rude and presumptuous by not saying hi before launching into my post, I have linked to a ‘fake’ video and presumed that all women are the same!! Good going nudger! I have also been known to give directions when asked by a stranger without first shaking hands and introducing myself . . . am I that strange? I stated at the outset, that my post was intended initially as a RESPONSE to another query and therefore NOT unsolicited advice. On the same point I only suggested where someone might find the answer and never professed to know the answer. You don’t need to trust ME ‘lubyanka’, trust your own eyes, experience and knowledge. I admit that in personally recommending the n-joy wand and liberator throw I was offering an unsubstantiated opinion, I therefore retract that statement and humbly suggest that anyone interested in this topic check out the “freddyandeddy” site where I myself found these products recommended in the ‘how to’ section on female ejaculation. Forgive me for not realising that in a forum entitled “Orgasm Army - Sex & Sex Toys > Sex Tips & Advice” on a sex toys website that a post about sex was somehow inappropriate. In my experience a forum on a BMW owners club site has usually meant that the vast majority of the forum-ites were interested in motor cars. Ladylara, you have expressed definate personal opinions/preferences in an attempt to ridicule my post as an ill-informed delusion, and so I will reply to it with my own personal opinion, but 1st let me ask, did I ever state that squirting was the ULTIMATE orgasm? I am under no illusions so you cant therefore ‘spoil’ it. My lady and I followed the instructions in this video and voila! She had a very powerful, intense full body orgasm that left her shaking all over with involuntary muscle spasms JUST like the girl in the video, so if you want to go on believing that it is ‘so fake’ therefore reinforcing the widely held ignorant view that “it’s just pee” then be my guest, its you who is losing out here, not me or my lady. Unlike that girl, my lady did not ejeculate as much or as far that 1st time, but now some 6 months later is producing far more of the ejeculate as her body becomes accustomed to the process. The spectacular expulsion effect shown in the video, and more famously by the pornstar cyntherea, is, I understand, a controlled pc muscle technique, a party trick if you will, and is not in relation to the intensity or pleasure experienced. The drinking of fluids is obviously connected to the amount of fluid a boby expels, whether by sweating, peeing, lubricating or squirting and if you bother to seek out the full 30 min video that this is a clip of then he covers the subject of hydration fully, along with many other well researched advice regarding relaxation, comfort and safety, good oils, and some very typically new age’y stuff such as ‘drawing up energy’ etc which I know is not to everyones taste. Call this video, self promoting, arrogant, hippy-dippy, unerotic, clinical etc if you want but it is not fake! And I would appreciate you (and the other posters who claimed that it is fake) not spreading ill informed dis-information regarding a subject that is already swimming in it. Need proof? Well having seen this technique in this video watch out for it in well done porn where some male ‘actors’ who know what they are doing use it to make their co-stars squirt on cue, watch amatuer sex bloggers like ‘sexwithstephanie’ use it and then decide for yourself, Don’t take my word for it, research it yourselves. Clitoral, vaginal, g-spot, anal, erotic suggestion, squirting, by hand, mouth, tongue, penis, vibrator etc etc are ALL possible types of orgasmic pleasure peaks that women can experience. A different day/mood/partner/situation a different feeling, what is intense once isnt always as intense, there are no ‘best’ ways of achieving pleasure only the right one at the time. There are however, pleasures that can remain hidden from us by either our ignorance of them (and the mysteries of human biology) or our fear of them or the labelling of them as undesirable/dirty by society ,anal play for both men and women for example. I would have thought that the kind of people who were on a forum such as this were more open minded than the rest of society about seeking these mysterious and ancient pleasures, but if the replies to this post are anything to go by then I am mistaken. On a final note, I joined this site to get the loyalty points on yesterdays purchases, not to join a forum. I answered a post with relevant information in what seemed like a non intrusive way. Whilst I thank you for all your ‘welcome posts’ let me just say that I have been a new visitor in many peoples homes, some have said “welcome! come in, put your feet up and make yourself at home” whilst others have said “welcome! come in, oh by the way, hope you don’t mind, but we take our shoes off in this house” . . . guess which house I most felt welcome in? and which one I returned to?

i dont think you needed to be quite as on the defensive nudger

Jaygee, Lubyanka & Morbida were merely suggesting. They may also not have noticed your comment that it was in reply to another thread, so chill out, were not all here to put you down. We are all friends on here & if you give it a chance without jumping down folks throats then you will be welcomed, with open arms, as already mentioned so by members

Nic

tell me about it Nexas!!

lol x

NaughtyNic wrote:

i dont think you needed to be quite as on the defensive nudger

Jaygee, Lubyanka & Morbida were merely suggesting. They may also not have noticed your comment that it was in reply to another thread, so chill out, were not all here to put you down. We are all friends on here & if you give it a chance without jumping down folks throats then you will be welcomed, with open arms, as already mentioned so by members External Media

Nic

they attacked i defended.

not notice the opening comment?? . . hmmm, that excuses it then?

who jumped down whose throat first nic?

play by the rules and i will be accepted huh? . . . sorry nic, i dont value freindship that comes with provisos.

its not rules, its common courtesy nudger!

but it wasnt 'common' nic , it was one sided, it was expected of me and not shown to me.

Damn I knew I should have posted on this earlier. I actually sympathise with nudger on this one. I know the individuals above well by now, and know they actually menat their comments helpfully but I can see how it wouldn't come across like that.

I know nudger has reacted (as I would personally) but how about we move on and invite nudger in nicely?

So nudger welcome and I hope you can move on from this thread. Generally people on here and really nice. I know how some of the above reads, but actually the individuals are lovely and I think it reads differently from how it was intended.

I sympathise with how you feel but hope you feel you can still join this community.

Imelda x

redapple wrote:

I am sorry if it has come across that way .... I apologise if I didn't know all the facts ........ xx

no need to apologise redapple, you were non judgemental in your msg and i agree, it would have been nice to introduce myself fully if i intended to become a regular member of the lovehoney brigade and not just a passing stranger who thought they could help.

imeldaimelda wrote:

Damn I knew I should have posted on this earlier. I actually sympathise with nudger on this one. I know the individuals above well by now, and know they actually menat their comments helpfully but I can see how it wouldn't come across like that.

I know nudger has reacted (as I would personally) but how about we move on and invite nudger in nicely?

So nudger welcome and I hope you can move on from this thread. Generally people on here and really nice. I know how some of the above reads, but actually the individuals are lovely and I think it reads differently from how it was intended.

I sympathise with how you feel but hope you feel you can still join this community.

Imelda x

thank you imelda, i am in no doubt that they are all nice people, people generally are nice, and yes i can move on from this as i have said what i came here to say (and some more that i didnt intend initially)

As for your invitation to join this community, i thank you but graciously decline, you see i am traditionally a lurker on the net and not a socialite so please dont feel its a case of 'spittin out my dummy' , its just not what i do. That post was a rare occasion for me and so i will go back to using the net for research etc (probably the best thing given how i seem to wind people up to the point of 'facepalm'-ing :-)

regards

nudger x